Dear Slippy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    I understand you still believe that the image I sent that day was in fact my penis. I have no reason to lie when I say that it was NOT my appendage that you are so repulsed by.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Send her a real pic so she knows you're not lying.
     
  3. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    :haha:
     
  4. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    Call out thread for Slippy?

    enjoy wearing diapers till you die, next stop anal blunt force trauma town
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    Why would you send her ANY penis picture in the first place, Ryan "Father of the Year" Lever?
     
  6. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Following Our Will And Wind Gold

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    Lever, put on that fancy new jacket and STRUT.
     
  7. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Because she dared me to send her the picture but of course I really did not send a picture of mine.
     
  8. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    It was some wrinkly old penis I found online :facepalm:
     
  9. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I guess telling her that in the Ask Slippy thread was too hard for you. :facepalm:
     
  10. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    In honor of Slippy . Here's a Cock picture :hat:


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  11. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Go to the NSFW section and post what you sent Slippy so we can see if it is you or not.
     
  12. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;I0F-IHwgC-Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0F-IHwgC-Q[/video]
     
  13. Ryan Lever

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    Done
     
  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    GUILTY!

    Ryan Lever is sentenced to be a broke, toothless, hopeless, feckless, irresponsible, deadbeat dad from today until the day he dies.

    CASE CLOSED. :grad:
     
  15. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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