Dear uncle schmoopy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 23, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    The toy oreck is finally being handed down less fortunate!
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    garbage men have kids too
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    that thing has lasted longer than a real oreck
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    They'll probably buy batteries for it with their EBT card.
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I think your daughter needs our top of the line vacuum with a handheld at full price plus a nice tip for me. I'll pay for the shipping and handling. :yay:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    My mother just told me that my brother's coming up for Christmas so that means I'll be able to go to the gym and enjoy the day off alone in peace and quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

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    Schmoopy, quit giving gifts to prepubescent girls you don't even know. The shit is unseemly.
     
  10. Dirty South

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    Are you going to be mad when they leave the Oreck dealership to both of you equally? :jj:
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

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    Why would your gym be open on Christmas?
     
  12. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    He has his own set of keys. He MOPS and vacuums the place 2x a week to pay his membership fees.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :facepalm:
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    Merry Christmas, FKS. I'll be stuffing your stocking with your tongue.


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  15. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    I was hoping you would see that. :dancin:
     
  16. Double Blizz

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    This gonna be a heat getter
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    I've already been through this! My gym's open 24/7 365 days a year!
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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  19. gilaet

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    Is it one of the local playgrounds?
     
  20. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    So your mother is choosing your brother over you?