Dear uncle schmoopy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 23, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    The toy oreck is finally being handed down less fortunate!
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    garbage men have kids too
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    that thing has lasted longer than a real oreck
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    They'll probably buy batteries for it with their EBT card.
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I think your daughter needs our top of the line vacuum with a handheld at full price plus a nice tip for me. I'll pay for the shipping and handling. :yay:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    My mother just told me that my brother's coming up for Christmas so that means I'll be able to go to the gym and enjoy the day off alone in peace and quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    Schmoopy, quit giving gifts to prepubescent girls you don't even know. The shit is unseemly.
     
  10. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Are you going to be mad when they leave the Oreck dealership to both of you equally? :jj:
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    Why would your gym be open on Christmas?
     
  12. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    He has his own set of keys. He MOPS and vacuums the place 2x a week to pay his membership fees.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :facepalm:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Merry Christmas, FKS. I'll be stuffing your stocking with your tongue.


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  15. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    I was hoping you would see that. :dancin:
     
  16. Double Blizz

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    This gonna be a heat getter
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I've already been through this! My gym's open 24/7 365 days a year!
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  19. gilaet

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    Is it one of the local playgrounds?
     
  20. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Not TBTE Material VIP

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    So your mother is choosing your brother over you?