Death by Cunnilingus!

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  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Sorry if this was posted already but...WTF?!

    Death by Cunnilingus


    I think it was smart of him to bring her to the hospital. In addition to saving her life, he was able to get the evidence secured by a third-party (the hospital).

    The fuck is wrong with some people? You can't just break up with the person or move out?
     
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    Mario's safe -
     
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    She didn't have life insurance, obviously.
     
  4. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    "release the poison..."
     
  5. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I hope she ended up sterilizing herself and in six months she gets cunt cancer.

    GANGSTA, MAN!

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    :ulol:
     
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    I agree.
     
  8. Butcher

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    Pussy is a hell of a drug
     
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    What kind of dumb broad wouldn't realize that she would absorb that poison? Why didn't she just poison his dinner?
     
  10. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Probably because then she'd have to cook. :coffee:
     
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    Licking on demand? He is a good husband.
     
  12. jackie the jerk

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    :hat:
     
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    apparently not. Poisoning your pussy doesn't exactly sound like he was Husband of the Year.
     
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    Yeah this is somehow his fault? She must have had a good reason to try and poison her twat and kill him. :jj:
     
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    Meh. You're probably right. A crazy cunt with a poisoned pussy. Sounds like a James Bond villain.
     
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    Maybe she knew she would die too and it would be one of those murder/suicide cases.
     
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    If she had listened to the Howard Stern show, she would have known this would have never worked ....

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    My wife eats all her meals through her porous pussy. true story, seriously
     
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    First the Pope resigns and now FlaFla is trying to queer us for pussy. :nooo:
     
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    With my addiction to vag I probably would have still licked it and then called 911 :facepalm: