Death By Masturbation!

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member

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    Man dies at sperm bank after 4th donation in 10 days
    By Chris Perez

    September 12, 2014 | 4:18pm

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    Zheng GangPhoto: CEN

    A marathon masturbator in China died after he donated his seed to a sperm bank four times in just 10 days.

    Zheng Gang was found slumped over and unconscious in a private booth at the Wuhan University facility in Hubei Province after staff noticed he hadn’t come out in two hours, The ********** reports.

    When the medics broke down the door, they discovered the 23-year-old lying on the floor and immediately tried to resuscitate him. Doctors ultimately pronounced him dead of a heart attack.

    Gang’s family took the sperm bank to court because his relatives felt the clinic was responsible for his 2012 death, according to the **********.

    They demanded to be paid $648,545 in compensation and claimed that the clinic had forced him to sign up.

    They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious.

    But a court has now ruled that his demise was entirely his fault because he was capable of making his own decisions — including going on a masturbatory frenzy.

    Gang started studying to become a doctor at Wuhan in 2010. He joined the sperm bank program a year later and was known to be a regular advocate for the facility – sometimes even encouraging others to make their own donations.


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    4 times in 10 days killed him?? :scratch:

    I bet there are people here that jerkoff 4 times a day! :nutpunch:
     
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    boomer1976 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Guy's an amateur according to those numbers.
     
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    Doesn't look like they have very high standards there in china....and 4 times in 10 days? Is that supposed to be a lot?
     
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    Just what the world needs,,, more Chinese people
     
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    4 times in 10 days, I don't think so. 4 times in an hour, maybe.
     
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    A masterbatory frenzy, 4 times in 10 days

    fuck, they gotta mean 10 hours and it's a translation error. Even at that, 4 times in 10 hours isn't a stretch.... well it is, but that's not what I'm talking about here.
     
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    Maybe they gave him a picture of The Beth to excite him.
     
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    The saddest part of the story is that he left before he came.
     
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    Me Chinese, me play joke, me jerk off til my dick broke.
     
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    Cum and Go
     
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    I can knock four out by noon. That guy shoulda been culled.
     
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    "In other news a man dies after masturbating too much, Howard"

    "Any video, Robin?"

    "Doesn't seem to be, but..."

    "Anything else Robin?
     
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    wows.jpg
    Mark Hanna: You jerk off?
    Jordan Belfort: Do I...do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off, yeah.
    Mark Hanna: How many times a week?
    Jordan Belfort: Like, uh...three...three, three, four...three or four times, maybe five.
    Mark Hanna: You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I, myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
     
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    What self respecting Sperm Bank is taking his Sperm. He doesn't really look like he has any special Traits to pass on. :wtf:
     
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    I could have volunteered as an expert witness. He isn't even 50% of my lower threshold.
     
  16. I invented that

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    What a jerkoff!
     
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    that's nowhere near enough...
    silly chinks
     
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    this is the fake story, Robin
     
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    Their little hands must be too tired from working at the electronics assembly plant. Their little peens suffer :(