WTF Death Clock... When will you die?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    http://www.death-clock.org/

    how much longer do you have?

    in a perfect world i will max out all my credit cards a week before i die



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  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    @ obese shedders .... pm me your BMI
     
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  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    it says at about 3pm EST. damn, i had plans.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    which means you will outlive a bunch of people here
     
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    It says Feb 12, 2016

    :eek:
     
  6. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    It says, I've been dead for years.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You mean real death or permanent retirement from this board ?
     
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    Who's your new Av?
     
  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    as in .. dead , dead

    retirement from this board for me is in about a week
     
  11. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    He is waiting
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    Time to increase the 401k contributions.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    waiting? pretty sure he has posted here for a while
     
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    I'm going to make the ripe old age of 59.

    Figures, because i'll be set for retirement at 60.
     
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    It can't come soon enough!
     
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    11 years from now it told me. I intend to prove it wrong.
     
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    Someday Someway.
     
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  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    It says that i died on the inside many years ago.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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