WTF Decided to take my hog for a ride today.....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by iceguy, Jun 11, 2016.

  1. iceguy

    iceguy Well-Known Member

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    .......and these girls wouldn't leave me alone!!

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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Talk about potentially horrific road rash.
     
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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They sent you the video?
     
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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Oh my goodness, I just noticed OP's dong.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    :backlol2:
     
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    Did she object at all?

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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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  9. iceguy

    iceguy Well-Known Member

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    Yes, they followed me to the next set of lights, got my number and Whatsapp'ed me. Very persistent young ladies.
     
  10. iceguy

    iceguy Well-Known Member

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    She was looking more like this today:


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  11. Limo Wreck

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    Her poor husband...
     
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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    I tried that on my Huffy bike today. Couldn't manage to extend my micro-penis out of my pants.

    Reaction not as good.
     
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    I hear it's good to air it out every now and then. Living in NYC. I've seen bums, guys driving cars and men on subway airing out. It seems to be a spring thing.
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I swear it wss going to be s thread about a wife? Who knew. :dontknow:
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    No helmet. Well, not on his head anyway.
     
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    Definitely the highlight of my day!
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    put a helmet on that soldier..
     
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    fake dong.

    Years ago I was stuck on the major deegan expressway in bumper to bumper traffic and this cute blonde Inge next lane and I kept getting stuck alongside each other. Smiles turned to chat And we both got off he same exit. I got her number and met her at her parents house the next night ( she was 22, I was 24 or so) and banged her on the lawn of her backyard . She was wild, and loved anal, and gave that up he next night. She was nutty though, but hot. I gave my friend her number and he wound up banging her too..he is bubbling. Horse and she stopped calling me back. Ha
     
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    iceguy Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure it's quite an appropriate title for many of the poster's wives in here...........
     
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    He's not keeping both hands on the handlebars. He should take the Motorcyle Saftey Course. They'll teach you how to masterbate and ride safely.
     
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