deep thoughts or not so deep, anyways

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  1. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    my bidet doesnt always hit the target, sometimes i have to move my ass around a lil

    @big faggy parody slut avatar made me laugh so hard my side hurt

    i dont like to ask questions anymore, they scare me and now im timid

    my boss keeps touching my pen, i'll hide it and she'll find it and move it, and i think about stabbing her with it. she must be a psycho, idk wtf is wrong with her. i dont want her germs on my damn pen

    i feel like when i sign in here, i keep trying to say im kunta kintay and i keep being told im toby, and it upsets me

    i think i pulled a muscle in my vagina today, and my dog is going deaf.

    my neighbors are losers and i fantasize about isis bombing their house, but its really close to mine and i dont want my house to be accidentally bombed

    if i disappear, its magic or, idk what happened



    k, now its your guises turn... and go o_O
     
  2. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    I recently ripped my hog of again
    On accident
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Your avatar features talking feces.
     
  4. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    id asked you wtf that means but idk if i want too
     
  5. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    yeah i know
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Do your feces talk? Mine do...they say "poo"...
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Zionist.
     
  8. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    i can post in the howard stern forum now if i want
    :cooljump: :cheer:
     
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    It looked exactly like a turkey neck at the time
     
  10. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    im not jewish
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    That's a yes.
     
  12. Mr Sinister

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    remember when you had terrible diarrhea and your terlit was being replaced
     
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  13. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    well, that sounds gross whatever it is.

    i didnt post that bouncy smiley, or maybe i just got excites and clicked it by accident i think
     
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    New pic
    Plz no hate
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    zoa traininmyanus

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    it wasnt diarrhea, it was the anticipation of diarrhea and or just taking shit in general tyvm
     
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    I'm ageing wonderfully
     
  18. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    :confused:
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    are you the guy that cleans out dogs buttholes?
     
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    if thats you then im deeply concerned about your well being
     
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