WTF Deep Thoughts with Mark Mayonnaise

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I was just at the supermarket buying lunch and I saw a magazine that was one of those Fantasy Football insider's guides or whatever and I was all OOOOH. So I walk over to check it out and the fucking thing is $12.99 :wtf:

    Didn't magazines used to be like 3 bucks? Even like the Lindy football guides and what not were like 7, maybe 8.
    13 fucking dollars? No and thank you.

    I guess the last one of those I bought really WAS my...


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    They were $7 and then Al Gore invented the Internet. Case closed.
     
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    That looks like about ten tons of AIDS on a 5 ton plate
     
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    Should I take Todd Gurley or risk it all on Ezekiel Elliot?
     
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    Some Pepto-Bismol might help you with that, feel better soon
     
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    I saw the Mohammed Ali one last week. Was already to buy it but it was like $16 bucks or some shit ... it might have been more. Like 20 something. Too effing much whatever it was. :grad:
     
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    I had a BBQ pork pancetta sandwich yesterday that made my dick hard it was so good :lunch:

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    What the fuck is going on

    I buy brand new books that aren't that expensive
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    I was liking this ass in my meeting yesterday too :lunch:

    Sorry about getting my ham hand in the photo

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    I put too much hot sauce on my lunch

    The wave of diarrhea that comes out of me later would be sufficient to wipe out a small coastal fishing village
     
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    They've been really expensive for a long time. No idea why or if people actually buy them
     
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    I always used to buy the Lindys but fuck that
     
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    Goddamn :cheer:

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    Hi Mark. Loser.
     
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