Deep Thoughts with PLZ callme TED, Bro and your host...Phil

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  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I had a brief thought about New Years resolutions when I woke up earlier today. Then I did a spit take, told myself "Who the fuck are you kidding?", and made sure I was all set with tonight's alcoholic beverages.
    I just poured my 5th vodker bomb.

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    WTF?
     
  4. Capn Crud

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    He's not gonna fuck you, dude
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    A guy sat in front of me on the plane this weekend and he had to ask for a seatbelt extension and I thought "wtf....that had to suck"
     
  6. Capn Crud

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    I just swtiched to Beam and Diet Pepsi from Beam and water
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    In first class? Thats fat
     
  8. Bro

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    I got some J&B for Christmas. :yes:
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    How long were the pours??
     
  10. Capn Crud

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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    No. This was on the regional jet from DFW to Amarillo. I almost took a pic but his parents were sitting behind me.
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    I guess I have to be a good host, don't I?. I got so plowed on NYE that when I was outside having a smoke and stepped on one of my little nephews toys...I lost all form of cognitive function and fell right on my ass on the brick patio. Busted 1 elbow, 1 knee and 1 asscheek.


     
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  13. Bro

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    poker cap?
     
  14. Bro

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    wanna leave this party?
     
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  17. Bro

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    Phil, if you can't see images, buy a new laptop already.
     
  18. Capn Crud

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    Earlier I was playing like a major asshole for a while, like major douchebag russian mode, not my usual self. It was fun, but didn't end well. Left down 5K or so.

    Let's do it
     
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    Fuck Yeah

    sorry phil I got a poker bug