Defending the Bronk.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    When I was a lad I would swing on a tree branch and clap my legs together because it would make my pp tingle. After 15 minutes of doing so, a wad of air would come shooting out my pp hole. I was addicted to this yet never thought of vagina. I needed the physical release. THIS is what the Bronk is trying to point out. We do not need to think of sex while pleasuring ourselves. We just need to relieve the tingling pp.

    Discuss plz :grad:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    ???? not having a pp I have no idea what you are saying and how can air come out of it and what does it have to do with that idiot?
     
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    Before I hit puberty I noted a tingling sensation down there when I would climb up a tree. When my legs would rub against my thingy it would tingle. Soon after I discovered that by hanging from a branch I could squeeze my thighs together and make it tingle more. Soon thereafter I was clapping my legs together indian style while swinging from a branch, and with every clap my downstairs would tingle. Doing this repetitively made that tingling feeling rise up my shaft and after much repetition the build up of tingles got so joyful that I would lock my legs together and out would come air through the top of my head. I never thought of sex while doing. I only thought of the amazing feeling down there. I need to find me some woods :bigcry:
     
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    Dude, sorry, this is the gayest fuckin thing I've ever heard... Can you post a video of you swinging from a fuckin branch with your gay legs clapping in the breeze? Oh and fuck bronk and his bitch
     
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    Seriously! Shit makes no sense! LOL! How does hanging from a tree branch help in any way to squeeze your thighs together to put pressure on your penis? And why am I asking this question? hah
     
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    I go pp in your coke :hic:
     
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    Maybe I have a high libido.:grad: WTF is a libido?:uscratch:

    I will log off and read.
     
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    The llama is strange.

    Or is it an alpaca?

    This always seems to confuse me.

    Is it like Eric the midget doing his pillow, only in a tree?
     
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    This is my favorite. :wub:
     
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    Sazeracs in the French quarter will settle the llama versus alpaca question once and for all.
     
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    You Chinese? You play joke?
     
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    I ate my borther. What you favorite tv show?
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    This thread makes Stern68's threads look fair and balanced.
     
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    If you care to Opine plz do so on another Ruffypup Thread. :grad:
     
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    Thus Spoke , The Learned Lama.