Definitely 100% not a Wig (Proof inside)

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  1. OldHowardStern

    OldHowardStern Troll Banned User

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    Howard has been a guy that has been pretty straightforward and honest his whole career. Even admitting to plastic surgery. You think by now something solid would definitely come out if he was wearing one. The fact is he dyes his hair, and that's it. Having a professional stylist 24-7 also means he is treating his hair in the best possible way. Yes he is a millionaire and has access to products and a team of hair professionals that keep it looking great.


    His hair has always been a huge part of his persona. There is no way he would ever and i mean ever wear a wig. He's taken care of his hair since its inception and simply does so now with a lot more access to the best products and hair people money can by.

    People are really searching for anything and are way too invested in trying to prove it's fake. The disdain many have for him clouds reality at times.

    Want proof? Put Stern's older face on that head of hair and everyone would have said it was a wig as well. But even the wig conspiracy theorists would admit that is his real hair in that picture.

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    First!
     
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    Yeah , he was 18. :coffee:
     
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    conclusive proof. his hair is obliviously exactly the same as it was 35 years ago. No ones hair changes after 35 years. Youve sold me.
     
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    His wig should win AGT
     
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    Shut up you Fucking Fag
     
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    No what i am illustrating is that his hair pattern is one that most people do not have.

    Like i said, if that hair was put onto Stern present day, it would be posted here as proof of a wig.
     
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    Right!
     
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    Go easy on 'ol Howchie - his hair probably started thinning after menopause
     
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    If he really wants to put the wig rumors to rest, he should agree to have some strands of his hair tested for dye and, DNA.
     
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    "His hair has always been a huge part of his persona. There is no way he would ever and I mean ever wear a wig"

    Do you notice anything wrong with that?

    And he destroyed his real hair in the 80's just like all the other rockstars he wanted to be. Then baldness creeped in.
     
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    yourself included you vagina
     
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    Well after seeing that proof, I'm convinced.
     
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    The smoking gun. I've seen so many old E channel shows on YT where you can see his hair is thinning on top.
     
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    You know his vagina is bald as well. Some say that Wiggy is so old that the hair fell out of his pussy, but you are saying that he shaved his twat? What proof do you have ?
     
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    He's right. Howard is way to honest to lie.

    He was 100% honest about his plastic surgery. Okay, sure, he denied it and lied for years, but eventually he was 100% honest about it.

    Besides claims of 3 Sirius channels, an Artie Special, Back Office Radio returning, Bobo not being a planted caller/plug for HowardTV, never getting married, never getting more than one cat, NEVER photoshopping Beth's photos, joining AGT as a goof, bring hired as a partner at Sirius, plotting and succeeding to get people fired from their jobs, and not sucking Ralph's berry covered cook, what else has Howard really lied about?

    Like the op said, he is one honest guy.
     
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