Definitive List of Robin's Craziness

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by eliasbboy, Sep 10, 2010.

  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    212,078
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    36,245
    Likes Received:
    33,264
    I've been trying to remember all the wacky stuff she's done or been into, or just crazy things she has said or done. No real reason, I just find it intriguing how crazy she is. This is what I can remember right now. Feel free to contribute and I'll update this post to keep the list current. It's a safe bet there will be more.

    In no particular order...

    1. Flies to California to undergo EECP treatment. This is where she is strapped to a machine that look like a giant blood pressure cuff, and the blood from her lower extremities in repeated "milked" back to her heart.

    2. Taped magnets behind her ears to lose weight.

    3. Believes our bodies can become full of "toxins" that must be cleansed through fasting, colonics, and coffee enemas.

    4. Undergoes coffee enemas.

    5. Claimed she was going to have her own show to discuss "Women's Issues" on Sirius radio in 2007.

    6. She said she would leave the country if Bush was re-elected in 2004.

    7. Has used a treatment involving wrapping herself in infrared blankets to "sweat away badness."

    8. Makes the claim that chewing isn't good for you.

    9. Before discovering green drinks and souping, she cleansed her body with the cayenne pepper fast.

    10. Took up race car driving and challenged Bubba to a race that never happened.

    11. Claimed her new television talk show would be on the air for Fall of 2006.

    12. Decided overnight that she would be known as "Robin Ophelia Quivers."

    13. Stated that the hijackers on 9/11 were the only ones that had "courage." The passengers "just sat there."

    14. Believe Captain Sully Sullenberger is not a hero, because he was only doing his job.

    15. Complained France has no vegetables. Although by definition, we know there was at least 1 while she was visiting.

    16. Repeatedly claims to have suffered many "falling" episodes that nobody else can recall witnessing.

    17. Had an epiphany on 9/11 that she must get healthy, because she would have died in those buildings due to her inability to walk.

    18. Claims that what we hear on the air is her “snooty and all-knowing” "character" she created.

    19. Answered a Final Jeopardy question with the mysterious "Pon."

    20. Admitted to masturbating with meat and vegetables.

    21. Claims to have mounted a patient in his hospital bed while a nurse to "let him know he was still a man."

    22. Wants to go to Afghanistan to help the women and not wear a burqa.

    23. Traveled to India only to step off the plane, smell the air, and decide to leave.

    24. Engaged in anal sex with a stranger in a bathroom.

    25. Defecated on herself while jogging, then used a gardeners hose to clean up.

    26. Admitted to jumping and walking on a picture of Howard's face when she was angry.

    27. Refused to accept Howard's birthday gift because it was inappropriate and not from him.

    28. Took part of Vincent Price's ashes and now has it stashed in a closet in one of her houses.

    29. Hung a GIANT photo of herself in her apartment.

    30. Boats and jet skis, but can't swim

    31. Holds a bridal shower for someone on a Tuesday afternoon, and the guest of honor had to take off of work to attend.

    32. Bought Harry Caray/Fat Boys glasses in the 2000's

    33. Ordered $800 wine on someone else's tab

    34. Claims horribly aged and battered toes are merely "dusty."

    35. Enlisted the help of a woman that claimed to be able to "talk" to her horse.

    36. Took her cat to a church ceremony.

    37. After breaking her wrist she proceeded to wear the largest sling known to man. For those that have never seen it, picture a couch made just for your elbow.

    38. Has a Chinese character tattoo on her chest and does not know what it means.

    39. No matter what the topic may be, Robin and her "mysterious friend" where "just talking about that very same thing" last night.

    40. Scored off the chart on a narcissism test, and then proceeded to act like a textbook narcissist while defending herself.

    41. For almost a day and a half she devoted herself entirely to the pursuit of a "Food Bill of Rights."

    42. Claimed "The Last Action Hero" was a "great" movie.
     
    Last edited: Sep 10, 2010
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,035
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,421
    Likes Received:
    90,632
  3. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,795
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    7,056
    Likes Received:
    16,381
    20. Made up a story about climbing on top of a patient and straddling him to show him he was still a man.
    21. Claimed she and Florentine had sex.
    22. Has imaginary conversations with herself. Suddenly shouts "That's my point Howard" when she hasn't said anything yet.
     
    Last edited: Sep 10, 2010
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,035
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,421
    Likes Received:
    90,632
    :lol:
     
  5. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

    Reputations:
    4,203
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2010
    Messages:
    28,096
    Likes Received:
    618
    23. Punctuates purported statements of fact with "... or something."
     
  6. Butcher

    Butcher ?

    Reputations:
    16,203
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2010
    Messages:
    40,120
    Likes Received:
    3,382
    24. Claimed she has no blood and no metabolism
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    212,078
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    36,245
    Likes Received:
    33,264
    Updated the list
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

    Reputations:
    213,655
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,749
    Likes Received:
    23,824
    Went to Germany to jog, wore a dirndl.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

    Reputations:
    213,655
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,749
    Likes Received:
    23,824
    Claims to have consulted with the maharishi.
    Is virulently against salt, claiming to have never liked it even though she regularly ate Roy Rogers.
     
  10. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,795
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    7,056
    Likes Received:
    16,381
    what the f is going on here ?!?!
     
  11. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,111
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    13,979
    Likes Received:
    139
    "I don't know"
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

    Reputations:
    213,655
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,749
    Likes Received:
    23,824
    "You people are crazy! Gange, close the door! CLOSE THE DOOR! NO!"
     
  13. Hamptons

    Hamptons Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,589
    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    1,256
    Likes Received:
    443
    43. Remember when Howard was making fun of that guy who stares at you and you feel healed and spiritual, then Robin chimed in that "a friend dragged her to one of those events and she went and sat and stared at the guy for 20-25 mins", she said she knew it was crazy but was just doing it for "her friend",.....yea right
     
    kingofallmessicans likes this.
  14. Hamptons

    Hamptons Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,589
    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2012
    Messages:
    1,256
    Likes Received:
    443
    and Eye-Oh-Wahhhhhh-ska
     
  15. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    77,277
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    15,057
    Likes Received:
    14,314
    9. Before discovering green drinks and souping, she cleansed her body with a cayenne pepper, lemon juice and maple syrup fast.

    43. She hired a pet psychic to ask her horse Blaze why he kept throwing her.

    44. When Blaze died she had him cremated and she told them to send her the cremains not realizing that it would arrive in a huge box.
     
  16. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

    Reputations:
    86,644
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,269
    Likes Received:
    12,165
    Buys horses then abandons them to some farm and never deals with them again.

    Has a New Year's Eve sex fest with her boyfriend, fixes him a lavish breakfast and then tells him she's his New Year's resolution and dumps him.
     
  17. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    77,277
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    15,057
    Likes Received:
    14,314
    It also involved covering her with some kind of stones.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

    Reputations:
    80,080
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    14,490
    Likes Received:
    14,263
    29. Hung a GIANT photo of herself in her apartment.

    hence her off-the-charts narcissist score, which she denies.
    also denies being racist

    [​IMG]
     
  19. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

    Reputations:
    61
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,597
    Likes Received:
    13
    I haven't read any more posts past yours right there and, wow, that one takes me back every damn time. It's a visceral thing.

    Artie charging Teddy. "What the F is going on here?!?", Robin yelled. Howard? "I don't know. . . . " and Pelican seeing that some may perceive him as being one who SHOULD have at least suspected he was really getting Art worked up completely tossed away any sort of personal responsibility for Art's actions.

    Teddy even tried to leave and Pelican didn't let him. He knew exactly what he was getting into with that shit.
     
  20. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

    Reputations:
    61
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,597
    Likes Received:
    13
    This is going to sound bigoted, but that is some shit I'd expect some hippy-dippy white lady to do.