WTF Delicious Healthy Breakfast or Chriza Steak Like Abomination

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  1. EasyJesus

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    Toasted plain bagel, a little whipped cream cheese and 1/2 an avocado schmeered on. This avocado was bought from the store and not stolen from my old neighbor :grad:

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Bagels are not healthy :grad:
     
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    needs some egg
     
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    Bagel with cream cheese and a cheese slice on top.
     
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    You are supposed to eat a small amount of carbs, fat, protein and a green w/ every meal :fil:
     
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    I can't get down with avocado for breakfast
     
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    Need protein. Have Chriza cook you a steak.
     
  8. EasyJesus

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    An over easy egg would be delicious but I'm at the office and a hotplate and frying pan would probably be frowned upon :grad:
     
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    Nice breakfast. Do you always use the fine china for your bagels?
     
  10. EasyJesus

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    No dairy :nono:
     
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    Carb wise, a bagel equates to five slices of bread

    Looks damn good though
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    the word schmeer is annoying to me for some reason.
     
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    but the avocado is guilt free.
     
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    I can't get a good bagel here :down:
     
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    anti Semite.
     
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    I like bagels
     
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    :jj:
     
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    In other news, Mrs Shiv came home last night. We drove around looking for Pokémon :facepalm:
     
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    I had 2/3 of one of these for my protein

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    poor Shiv. :jj: