Entertainment Delivery guy was early...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsPrenup, Jul 1, 2016.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    ...and I was in the middle of running, mile away from home. Had to cancel order when delivery guy called. Anyone ever cancel an order because dude was too early? Kind of ironic
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's a good story
     
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    No it wasn't!
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I've heard better.
     
  6. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    My balls itch.
     
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    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    I think I'll give them a scratch.
     
  8. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Much better.
     
  9. ChimneySweep

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    not ironic
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What kind of food?
     
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    Yo buddy you forgot the meatballs.
     
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    Just out of curiosity, are you going to re-order a pizza from the same place?
     
  13. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Wing delivery place. Good shit.
     
  14. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Delivery guy bricked

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    I'm allergic to shrimp!!
     
  17. SlipperyVic

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    Why were you running?

    Was your house on fire?

    Was someone chasing you?

    Were you late for dinner?
     
  18. Mojopin

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    Who orders delivery and then goes running?
     
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    That's a dick move. Now they have to throw it out
     
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    I'm running from whitey. It's scary being a white man in America today
     
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