DELL Can suck HIV loads out of Charlie Sheens dick!!!

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  1. Dream Theater

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    Time for a new laptop after my Dell has served me fairly well for about 7 years now. Yes a laptop! I have tablets and an iPhone 6S Plus but some things are just way easier for me to do on a laptop.

    Anyway my Dell Preferred Account expired since I haven't bought shit from them in so long and I wanted to take advantage of an additional 10% off code on an already pretty good deal using that method of payment.

    I go to checkout and I have $0 in available credit. No problem, I just need to reapply due to inactivity for so long right?

    Online chat was useless, they had some dot head call me back and I had had to reapply that way.

    2 minutes later he tells me they will not extend credit to me and I will get a letter in 30 days as to why. I say what are you talking about? Tell me why NOW! I am at 791 and 796 on Credit Karma with NO negative marks from two of the big names!
    He says I have to wait for the letter. Then has the nerve to ask me if I would like to purchase it with another credit card.

    My exact reply " Are you kidding? FUCK YOU GUYS!"

    *click*
     
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    gay thread
     
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  3. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    OP is a "motorcycle bad ass" :giggle:
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    iFaggot^^
     
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  5. Dream Theater

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    I wish you never got Sin's job. :flip:
     
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    I didn't. :no:
     
  7. Dream Theater

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    Fuck off Topo.
     
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    Dell is doing you a favor.

    Now, go buy an ASUS.




    And a Galaxy phone.
     
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    DT getting killed ITT
     
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  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    get a macbook pro, i love mines
     
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  11. Dream Theater

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    Expensive and the screen is only 13". :depressed:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    That way kanye can look at actual size photos of himself! :c
     
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    wow :nojj:
     
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    Don't get a dell dude :no:
     
  17. Dream Theater

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    I'm not now. Not ever.
     
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    They aren't cheap, but in 3 years you can sell it on ebay and get at least half of your money back. My mbp is 15"
     
  19. Dream Theater

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    I'm sorry, did it distract from watching Spongebob for too long?
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    Thanks, pal. :hug: