Demi Moore Was at the Castrated one's chimney mansion...

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  1. illini fan

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    You know it was all Bitch-Ho's idea.....celebrity seeking whore....
     
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    Big Fat Rosie was there also. Big Jellybean filled head and all............
     
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    nice avatar....


    :snicker:
     
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    You know after Rosie left Howie had the "woman that helps with the laundry", incinerate the sheets.
     
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    Was there threesome action?
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Notice that Howie hasn't said much about the Ashton/Demi split and about 0.0 about her meltdown. The new Howie can be easily bought....just buy him a shiny new iPad.
     
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    Demi Moore Was at the Castrated one's chimney mansion...smoking the ashes. :jj:

    She was asked to leave Chimney Manor when one of the help discovered her smoking the firewood, the curtains, the upholstery and then, finally, the maid's skirt.

    When confronted by the maid, Demi replied "Smoking skirts worn by domestic help burns calories!"

    Moore was removed from the Manor by internal security, who had to restrain her when she pulled out her cigarette lighter and tried to smoke the handcuffs...
     
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    She must be educating the Ostrosky-Sterns on the Demi Moore diet: Red Bull, one lettuce leaf, one tablespoon of tuna.
     
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    One of the greatest janks calls ever!
     
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    MF'in starfucker...:facepalm:
     
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    They flew cross-country on a private jet together as well.
     
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    When Demi had some curves, she was hot as balls. Now? She's gaunt and sickly looking. Ten pounds would help her, not hurt. She looks like she's ready for the Last Train To Dachau.
     
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    hollywood (and people like howard) want women to look emaciated (preferably emaciated with big boobs)which rarely happens naturally.

    i think howard also mentioned he has spent more time with the kutcher-moores than that one time at his huge pile of bricks in the haaaaaamptons.
    beth is living the life she always dreamed of (thanks to being MRS stern).
     
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    Remember Howard said that Beth wanted to meet Brad Pitt at Brad Grey's wedding? So Howard introduced her to him, and Brad Pitt blew both of them off?

    Could you imagine?! Does she think that she'll get into Brad and Angelina's circle? Hell, it's worked with Howard's other celebutard friends.

    Howard should really stop and think about the fact that his wife is begging to meet Brad Pitt. He played it off like all chicks want to do that. I really don't think most chicks would blatantly ask Howard to introduce them to Brad Pitt. Does he really think most wives of celebrities do that?

    Such a starfucker.
     
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    Of course Howard had her over. The love affair between him and Ashton and Demi had to lead to hanging out in person. Howard doesn't just talk people up even if his dumb wife was on some shit show produced by Ashton. Howard has always wanted to be part of the Hollywood elite. Before, he was hurt because they wouldn't let him in. Now that he's Hamptons Howie, they're accepting of him and he takes advantage of that every chance he gets.
     
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    And the pathetic, blatant begging of Chris Martin on behalf of Oats, so she can hang out with her idol Gwyneth Paltrow.
     
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    Too bad Demi didn't go on a binge at chimneyland, Howard could have put a microphone next to her, taped it and played it back on his show while later claiming he had no idea she was using.
     
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    I just can't believe Demi was smoking the plastic, fake weed.

    Doesn't she live in California where, with a simple stroke of a pen from a doctor, she could've been scoring killer weed, legally?

    Ponderous...
     
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    Gr8 flick ..Last Train to Dachau ( Nathan Lane )