Denture wearer sues Stride gum makers for depression

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  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Didn't Kenneth Keith Kallenbach appear in Stride gum commercials? :scratch:

    EDMONTON - An Edmonton woman has launched a $100,000 lawsuit after alleging she "suffered depression for approximately 10 minutes" when her chewing gum stuck to her dentures.

    According to a statement of claim filed in Edmonton's Court of Queen's Bench on Sept. 14, Elsie C. Pawlow is suing Kraft Canada Inc., which is the parent company of Cadbury Adams, the creator of Stride gum.


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    I was depressed reading your post it's on now dude
     
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    this :depressed:
     
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    Don't sue me.
     
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    This has to be a joke.

    If not, I hope the judge humiliates her badly in open court.
     
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    It's God's water!!
     
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    This thread also dissolved in five minutes.
     
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    It dissolved in God's water. :c
     
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    Jesus Juice :beer: