Department of Justice funded a study: “29 Pitfalls of Working With White People”

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  1. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Are white people really this bad?!

    Also, didn't Howard basically use Robin to deflect accusations of racism? This pamphlet sounds like something Howard used to do.

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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Why is everything a race issue in your country :facepalm:
     
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    Bri7 Well-Known Member

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    I saw this on this board a few months ago.

    Still, a lot of bs.
     
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    I'm oppressed too
     
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    I thought this was fake the first time I saw it. Completely unbelievable that in this day and age of Uber PC'ness that a list like this,against ANY race of people, can be created and distributed so brazenly. The fucking earth would spontaneously combust if a white guy wrote a similar list of the "Pitfalls of working with Black People." Just out of curiosity, who wants to start it off with rule #1?
     
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    http://www.dawgshed.com/index.php?threads/“pitfalls-of-working-with-white-peopleâ€.114835/
     
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    no one would ever dare to have a study entitled "29 pitfalls of working with black people". .... i wonder why.
     
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    Reggie work :bsflag::bsflag::bsflag::artiejj::hole:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    It is to liberals. It is all they have. Either race, sex, etc. Can't discuss facts.
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Listen canada a pretty liberal country hell our conservatives are your democrats but we don't use race/gender/orientation to get what we want. Everyone aloud to do everything and no one really bitches cept Quebec but fuck those retards.
     
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    1. You need to hire them, regardless of qualifications.
    2. You need to hire more, because your government-pushed tokens will cry racism if you don't.
    3. They are impossible to fire as they have a built in race grievance to take to EEOC, the government's "Negros cannot be Fired" agency.
    4. They will take every sick day and vacation day possible, bilking you and milking you to the utter limits.
    5. They will brazenly and openly sexually harass employees and scream racism if you do anything about it.
    6. Jobsite theft goes through the roof after you've hired your passel of boons at government gunpoint. Lots of things go "missing."
    7. As bad as hiring them is, promotions become even worse! Every now and then you'll have to a throw a slot to a black or get hounded for racism.
    8. Shoving matches and fist fights will become distressingly common. Good luck firing them!
    9. Expect a ton of bogus workman's comp claims.
    10. Expect to get sued yearly as a minimum over some race grievance.
    11. Some blacks are so unruly and hostile to whites that those blacks will never accept white leadership. Squabbling over race dominance will kill productivity.
    12. The blacks will simply not be as productive as any other race and will use their race to avoid work. WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA MAKE THE BROTHER...
    13. Colored People's Time and Fuck The Clock mentality will drag you down. Expect nothing to begin or end on time.
    14. Blacks have a shocking problem of getting sent through schooling regardless of merit. You will deal with proud, uppity college graduates who are borderline illiterate.
    15. Two Week's Notice is for Whitey. Expect numerous quits in a huff or people to mysteriously
    stop showing up to work without notifying anybody.
    16. Blacks are filthy pigs in the workplace. Garbage all over the place, overflowing trash cans, etc.
    17. Blacks don't give a fuck about property, especially if they didn't buy it. Important equipment will get broken weekly.
    18. Alcohol offenses and drug violations will skyrocket. You will have drunk and high people at your jobsite.
    19. Your bathrooms will be demolished. Inside every black lies a Tim Sabean.
    20. They are loud gossips and will scream reggie-babble instead of working.
     
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    I steps to the podiums. BTW... Blacks have to problem with taking free shit from the white folk.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Maybe they're just sick and tired of Canadians.
     
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    What a bullshit study. I've worked with asshole black people, and asshole white people.
    I've worked with competent blacks and whites.
     
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    Well the whole world is definitely sick of you guys that's for sure.
     
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    More pitfalls of The Negro

    21. The internet will be used for nothing but rap videos, ebay, amazon.com, craigslist/backpage shenanigans, GAMBLING and PORNOGRAPHY.
    22. The cell phone is the number 1 productivity killer. Cotton would have rotted in the fields if the slaves had smartphones.
    23. They will never do extra shifts or cover for people but will routinely try to get out of their work. Then they will complain about getting "cheated" out of tips
    and shortchanged hours because "racism."
    24. They will always try to do work with black relatives and black friends. This is called "the hookup." It will cost you so much money it ought to be called "the stickup."
    25. Blacks will often use their access to your business to facilitate shoplifting, improperly scan items and steal from the premises. Another aspect of "the stickup."
    Your number 1 thieving problem in a retail business, sad to say, will be non-White employees.
    26. Expect lots of government benefits frauds and shenanigans.
    27. They will park improperly and take spots for the elderly, pregnant and handicapped. They will have "accidents" in the parking lot and try to sue.
    28. They will, rightfully or wrongly, use every "employee discount" to the absolute limit.
    29. Black employees attract black clientele: Loud, rude, criminal and unappealing to non-black customers.
    30. Do not expect black employees or customers to follow dress and hygiene codes. They also love to steal hats and uniforms, particularly chef clothing.
    31. They will steal food and ring themselves food without paying beyond employee benefits.
    32. They will "comp" their friends an astonishing amount of food and drink. They are by far the worst liquor and food thieves in the bar and food industry.
     
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    Hey beercan....white people suck too.
     
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    Not as much reggies.
     
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    I do see more black people on judge Judy scamming the system...I'll give u that
     
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