Entertainment Depp/Heard Australian Dog Apology Video!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

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    (!0 bux sez this is some more Depp Funny or Die shit, there is even a "Making of" video on Youtube, too!!!)

    :facepalm:
     
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    stopthestink Well-Known Member

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    The chance of two celebrity dogs having rabies (which is insanely rare to begin with) is 0.0.

    To quote a comment I saw on another site, Depp cant act sober. If he could then he would be convincing in this video.
     
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    Josey Wales Missouri Boat Ride Gold

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    "Australia is a wonderful island" :haha:
     
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    His girlfriend/wife? is pretty hot.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Did she really call Australia an Island?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Sounds like somebody wasn't flipping the cue cards fast enough on that apology. :snicker:
     
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    Looks like an ISIS hostage video.
    Those Australians must have really scared the shit out of him.
    :jj:
     
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    she really is some kinda pretty
     
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    They both look high as fuk.

    Dammit Depp, up the glamour game and get a yacht for the dogs when you travel, like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton did!!!
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Johnny's about to nod. What a shame.
     
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    Dammit, Depp!!!

    :bigcry:
     
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    @wife is a whore had the perfect name for Amber Heard "The Succubus" which I branded "The Deppubus". She brings all sorts of wannabe starlet homewrecking bullshit with her -she's BY FAR the worst thing to happen to his career.

    The BESCHT thing to humble her unaccountable deal with the devil for Australia to convict her - so the Karma Police could make it's quota.

    The only people I can think of with a more glorious prison sentence would be Beth and Jessica Alba.

    The midlife crisis parallels between Depp adn Wigward are astonishing.
     
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    Depp is a veeeery high-functioning addict.
     
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    lols

    I call Heard "Rat-Faced Bitch", myself.

    I still wanna know who's really zoomin' who in their relationship.

    Are they legally married, is she stealing $$$ (all subjects of blind items)?

    Time will tell...
     
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    And when Amber gets to play Mera in Aquaman - she'll be a completely out of control starlet monster.

    Probably cheat on Depp during that filming.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    It seems it's been over 20 yrs.
     
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    I think they actually ARE legally married.
     
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    I believe the blind said she already porked Momoa to get the part!!!

    Maybe she'll get fired?

    lols
     
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    Gah!!!

    Midlife crisis in Deppfect (lols).

    I was sooooo hoping he continued his trend of NOT marrying hotties.
     
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    Yes, and dude has maintained an A+ list film career all that time!!!

    (BTW, er'rytime I see "Silver Lake", I think of vous.)
     
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