Depressed as hell, how to cope with a child heading to Afghantistan

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by hillbilly, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. hillbilly

    hillbilly Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    1,495
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2013
    Messages:
    1,030
    Likes Received:
    417
    I know some will say just kill yourself hillbilly, I would never do that unless something happens to my son. Has anyone had to deal with this? This consumes me as I guess it should. He is a Marine and I am damned proud of him.
     
  2. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    79,083
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    10,616
    Likes Received:
    6,070
    Think of it as his chance to make the world a better place by taking out a bunch of subhumans.
     
  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

    Reputations:
    183,411
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,673
    Likes Received:
    17,618
    Just watch Saving Private Ryan and get over it. :rolleyes:
     
  4. bigkitty

    bigkitty New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2012
    Messages:
    955
    Likes Received:
    1
    Wow, I can't imagine how painful this must be. And at the same time, how proud you must feel (at least about your son's dedication to his country). I have no advice as my child is only 4, and I can't imagine her leaving me. But, sending you and your family warm thoughts from WI.
     
  5. sammyr134

    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

    Reputations:
    -66,726
    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2013
    Messages:
    16,138
    Likes Received:
    3,913
    I hope he kills many doon coons and comes home safely.
     
  6. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    49,176
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    7,682
    Likes Received:
    9,343
    Have him ship back some opium from the poppy fields he'll be guarding.
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    133,878
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,521
    Likes Received:
    24,207

    With the way you go on, are you sure he's your son?

    Does the water bead off his hair? Does he pronounce -er as uh when he's rhyming?
     
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    396,113
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    60,280
    Likes Received:
    55,637
    We're all real proud of him. I wish you and your family nothing but the best.
     
  9. hillbilly

    hillbilly Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    1,495
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2013
    Messages:
    1,030
    Likes Received:
    417
    Very true,but I am positive on him and my others. The boys look like my high school pics and remember how we hillbillies look alike. She didn't go all coon until 18 into the marriage.
     
  10. hillbilly

    hillbilly Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    1,495
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2013
    Messages:
    1,030
    Likes Received:
    417
    I thank the well wishers, I nearly cry or do to tell the truth just thinking about it. have to hide it though. I remember when he graduated from boot camp at Parris Is, I wasn't the only man to shed a few...many,many did as well. Huge fucking sacrifice. The gov't absolutely do not take care of their Marines. They are low paid and may use a over 1/2 months pay getting home. They pay for their food on base (it is deducted) and on the weekends the best eat at whatever place is on base. I think the Marines should be taken care of,like these worthless cocksuckers who milk the gov't for all the freebies.


    There is a chance we may not see him for 2 yrs, just on a screen. I would be tempted to dissolve a lorcet 10 and spike a drink. He would be discharged, dishonorably probably but goddamn, what is the alternative possibly? better than coming home in a box.
     
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2013
  11. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

    Reputations:
    61
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,597
    Likes Received:
    13
    Be proud that he is now serving some of the greatest corporate masters in the world.
     
  12. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    152,906
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    13,451
    Likes Received:
    21,483
  13. shitcunt

    shitcunt Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    14,588
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,994
    Likes Received:
    1,480
    How is Obama's surge in Afghanistan going? You never hear about soldiers being killed there anymore. Aren't we scheduled to surrender and abandon ship pretty soon?
     
  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    133,878
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,521
    Likes Received:
    24,207
  15. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,616
    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,403
    Likes Received:
    4,816
    As a former Marine this might help. tell him to Be aware of everything and everyone around him at all times. And to do his job well but also with caution for himself. God be with him.
     
  16. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -132
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2012
    Messages:
    13,446
    Likes Received:
    8
  17. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -132
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2012
    Messages:
    13,446
    Likes Received:
    8
    No Marine ever refers to themselves as a former Marine. :grad:
     
  18. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,616
    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,403
    Likes Received:
    4,816
    why dont you go fuck yourself mother fucker. i dont live in the world were I get hard because I served in the US Marines. I am a former active duty US MARINE. And my words were to a father not an internet douche seeking male approval. go fuck yourself. and if you were in front of me I'd show you what they thought me in the Marines.
     
  19. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -132
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2012
    Messages:
    13,446
    Likes Received:
    8
    How to talk tough and then I don't buy into your bullshit and you walk away huffing and puffing?
     
  20. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

    Reputations:
    -67,806
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,582
    Likes Received:
    10,328
    :hhh:
    I know what they didn't teach you in the marines.