Depressed OJ Simpson goes on hunger strike to end life...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    [h=1]'I lived my way so I'm going to die my way': OJ Simpson 'goes on hunger strike in prison'[/h]
    • Sources: OJ is so depressed 'he wants to sit down in a corner and die'
    • He 'wants to kill himself so that his children can get his money'
    • The 66-year-old, who is serving kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in Nevada, is eligible for parole in three years
    By ********** Reporter
    PUBLISHED: 18:07 GMT, 12 February 2014




    OJ Simpson has gone on hunger strike in prison, saying, 'I used to live my way, and now I'm going to die my way,' sources have claimed.
    The jailed former football star, who is serving out a kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison, is reportedly so depressed that he wants to 'just sit down in a corner and die'.
    Sources spoke to the National Enquirer about Simpson's hunger strike and worsening health. His attorneys have yet to respond to a request for comment.




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    'Defeated': O.J. Simpson, pictured in court last year, is reportedly refusing to eat and wants to die




    The source claimed that Simpson, 66, who is eligible for parole in 2017 after having an appeal for a new trial turned down last year, wanted to die so that his children would be able to get his millions.
    He wants his fortune, which is largely stored in his pension account, to go to daughters Sydney, 28, and Arnelle, 45, and sons Justin, 25, and Jason, 43 - and he's worried they won't get it....

    http://www.***************/news/article-2557810/OJ-Simpson-goes-hunger-strike-prison.html
     
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    farcical
     
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    They should let this guy go free just to see what else he is capable of doing. I mean it.
     
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    Attention seeking.
     
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    Hunger strike? I thought a hunger strike is when you're protesting or something. The Juice is just starving himself to death. If he dies, he dies...
     
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    It would not suck to let him live in the house next door to Bieber rent-free for a year.
     
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    He can't ask one of his "lady" friends inside to stab him with a shiv? And no I don't mean dick.

    Come on do it for Daddy Juice "ladies"
     
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    Good
     
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    Why doesn't he slit his wrists & bleed out like his victims did ??... If he really wanted to die, he'd just make it happen... but, just like the day of the famous Bronco chase, he's too much of a self-absorbed pussy to off himself
     
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    This.
     
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    The big guy is just looking for attention.Only three more years and he will be banging females again.
     
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    OJ will go down as the Gandhi of the 21st Century.
     
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    The 20 year anniversary of the murder is in a few months.
     
  14. Spazzmatazz

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    People hang themselves in prison all the time. (hint hint...)
    And I hope the Goldman family go after the estate by way of a lien.

    Fuck him and his kids.
     
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    Is this the part where we're supposed to feel sympathy for the psycho who brutally gutted two people to death? :coffee:
     
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    Not much of a threat when grizzly bears have less winter fat stored up.

    At this rate, he will be 89 by the time he expires from starvation.

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    Guess he never did find the real killers.
     
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    It is still the tenses:
    [video=youtube;3cuf8YlL3H8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cuf8YlL3H8[/video]
     
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    Amazing that he had all the money in the world and allowed this to happen. WTF??
     
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    Best call ever and best time of the Stern show.
    :yay: