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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Vyb, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    So I drop by the drug store ("pop by the chemist" to our Canadian friends :c ) and someone had brought an employee there this big bouquet of some type of orchid I had never seen before. The cashier was going on and on about how beautiful it is, how much she'll love it :words: . So I said, "what is that?"

    And the cashier said, "a flower."

    :what:
     
  2. Doug Masters

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  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    My response?

    "Gee thanks."

    :facepalm:
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    if you knew it was an orchid, why did you ask?
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    There are many types of orchids. :facepalm:
     
  7. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Then maybe you should have asked, "What type of orchid is that?". To which she'd reply, "What's an orchid?".

    :ujj:
     
  8. Celtic Rebel

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    We demand a new trial and a change of venue.
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    you could take a picture and we can try to identify it
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah I should have done that when I was there.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Too soon. Take some time and retain qualified defense counsel this time. Have you met Toots?
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    you mean colours?
     
  13. GHP

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    I'm sure he's received the PM by now :)
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    go back
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    ...and get me a pack of emery boards
     
  16. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That didn't take long Sally :facepalm:
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Are you being an asshoule? :right:
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    That must've been Sally. :lol:
     
  19. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    don't you mean Nazhole? (trademark of teh Vyb blah blah) :c
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ya with Canader spelling it'd be Nazhoule :c