Stern Show Describe Howard and Beth's Easter dinner menu

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "A beautiful Eggplant Parm. Only hold the breading, hold the sauce and hold the cheese. Oh and dont fry it.
    Also substitute regular pasta with "zoodles". You know, finely shaved strands of zuchinni cooked al dente.

    And make sure it's a child size portion for the two of us. Beth and I are both watching our weight.

    And please alert the staff that will be there at 2pm for our celebratory dinner so make sure my table is ready."



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  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beths going to have a liquid dinner for easter sunday.

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  3. Mr Fantastic

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    Howard's Easter Egg...



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    Howard enjoying his life as usual.

    BTW, why doesn't anyone confront him about his obsession with his weight.

    He honestly looks emaciated and sickly already. Losing even more weight is just going to make it worse.
     
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    A big of dicks.
    /thread
     
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    -Airborne particles of cat feces

    -Water
     
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    A beautiful Easter soup full of cat hair.
     
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    I get the impression Pelcan manor is not a joyous place anytime. I picture them sitting at each end of a long table texting each other. Howard is a miserable prick.
     
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    It's really great, isn't it?!
     
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    Beautiful soup.

    High on wine

    5 almonds for dessert
     
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    carrot soup

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    and a martini for the drunk..

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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Is that cream in the soup?
    No, thank you!
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    This, except they are texting anybody but each other!!!

    :c
     
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    A light dinner & Ralph for dessert.

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    Black Dick...
     
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    Howard had seamen,beth BBC