Describe Howard's career ten years from now

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Where do you think he will be?
     
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    Forgotten, went out in embarrassing fashion
     
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    I think he'll be on Celebrity Apprentice in five years.
     
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    He'll be doing the same radio somewhere else, getting paid respectfully. But it will be a continuing shit on his legacy - which is what his legacy has now permanently become
     
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    too much?
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    That's better than AGT and The View..and the Today Show...
     
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    it will be with him in an urn above the mantle in chimneyville, watching nacho slam the horse whose transformation into joan rivers will be complete at that time.
     
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    Flitting around stately chimney manor in his floppy hat taking shitty pics of his 3rd wife.
     
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    any & all news about howcie in 5 years will start with, "the former".
     
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    Is being a carcass a career nowadays?

    Not that it's too far from the contemporary reality of things, but still. . . .
     
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    Tweeting pics of his latest hobby: Beth in watercolors.
     
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    he will be retired.

    he won't actually be remembered for the sirius years which will be good thing. he will be remembered as the crude shock joke who was fartman by the general public. from some of the old fans who didn't go to sirius, they will remember the golden era with jackie and billy west.
     
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    He and Beth will have exciting daily visits to the yogurt shop in the Hamptons, where they will bring their own nuts and fruit to add to their plain yogurt even though the store has a very good selection of additions. then he will read the newspapers for 6 hours and take a nap. then he will wake in time for dinner, watch a game show and go to bed around 8pm.
     
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    dead and his wife will be hocking his stuff like jackie at comic con for a new bag :facepalm:
     
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    hunkered down in the hamptons bunker staring at security cams petting a stuffed cat wondering "where'd everyone go?" while readjusting his drool bucket, poking his dick with a pencil and periodicly sniffing his finger
     
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    He will write a column weekly for some Pro-Zionist newspaper. As well as writing his memoirs entitled "How I Fooled The Christians & Spread Racism & Hate In Order To Become A Wealthy Man" . . .