Describe the girl at work you secretly obsess about

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Meaning if the world could read your thoughts thinking/obsessing about her, you'd be locked up due to the depravity.

    Mine is a young pretty 23 y/o blondie, sorority type. thick muscular body yet strangely has a fat curvey ass. She wears dresses which highlight her huge ass like she's showing it off so proundly like Kim Kardashian. Then, it turns out she's hard core Christian. Slutty and attention seeking with the tight outfits, yet the religious good girl too.

    I think about my tongue in her ass 20 - 70x/day.

     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    What's up with the tounge in the ass stuff? Not sure when it became cool to lick shit. Don't be gross.
     
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    Faggot alert
     
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    I think it's this obsession with porn. Those porn broads do enemas and prep their ass like a new car. You nerds think it's cool and get hammered with E Coli.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    She's my Avatar .... AND she can tongue her OWN shitter! :D
     
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    No way any broad that would let you get her 46" panties off is worth coming close to the bad place. You're full of shit or have a 68" waist.
     
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    Imagine an astronaut leaving the atmosphere and seeing Earth from outer space for the first time. You can barely comprehend the majesty. Licking ass for the first time on a hot chick is just like that.
     
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    Alan Shepad said his first orbit arbor the sun left the taste of dingleberries in his mouth so you got that goin for you.
     
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    25 yrs old brunette chick

    Tall, long hair, cute face with nice ass. Dresses in a stylish hippy sort of way. Kinda of artsy, and parties a lot during the week. Gets a ton of sexual jokes and innuedos by and old boss in the office, but she just laughs it off. Shows up 15-20 minutes late to work almost every day and no one called her out as of yet.
     
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    Get your Cosby on. She probably deserves it...
     
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    I work with a bunch of dudes.

    I have banged a few female employees back in the day when I was single. When I was 16 and 17 I had a few coworkers. Then I also slept with and then married my wife in my late 20s when we worked together. We still are at the same company just different locations and jobs. I transferred after I finished school.
     
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    What's the pervy move you want to do to her most?
     
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    That always makes you wonder?? :bigthink

    A woman changes her baby's diaper and doesn't wash her hands well enough before making potato salad for a group picnic. People eat the salad and two dozen get sick and a half dozen die from e-coli. Then you see a porn with a dozen ass to mouth scenes and they are all healthy and doing great. :dontknow:
     
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    Mine is a 21 yr old half black, half asian beauty, long black hair, sweet round ass, and huge titties. She's smoking hot, and works right outside my office door. I can smell her now.
     
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    Thats some funny shit.
     
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    You can smell her?

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    Romanian immigrant woman a few years older than me. She is just cool to work with...and after I saw what she was working with in her street clothes....bangin'
    :up:
     
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    Her exotic perfume I meant. [​IMG]
     
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