Describe the last shit you took

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Jul 22, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Mine looked like a family of shrimp
     
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    Is a group of shrimp called a school? Like fish? Fuck, now I gotta know.
     
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    nigga you used to be funny as fuck, now you is doin shitty or baltimore mike threads
     
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    I had a lot to drink last night

    my last shit wasn't very pretty and my asshole is soar
     
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    Mixed answers. Some say school other sources say troup or swarm. I guess you have a swarm of shit in the toilet.
     
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  8. Napoleon V2

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    U dont have to like me. I just thought this would be a fun thread. I know its kind of hard to remember what your last BM looks like, so just post in here after the next time you make poop.
     
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    The dreaded Booze Poos
     
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    Barbie boots
     
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    sup brah
     
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    Sounds much better than family.
     
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    Mine was crisp, angular, little fuss or bother. Will be forgotten in the fullness of time.
     
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    I am on the trail of the elusive ghost wipe. Saw it years ago, but question it's existence these days
     
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    Report back when u see one
     
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    I think I heard bones cracking as it was coming out. Not sure, I blacked out from the pain.
     
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    On a positive note, it was double tapered.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Go look at my Breaking Bad prediction in your thread.
     
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    Go back, and look at mine after yours. :c