describe your grossest coworker

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I will start.

    1) short, fat, hairy, greased back hair boss bragged that he looks like Ron Jeremy. He invited me to his hotel room several times... and he is married. :bigcry:

    2) anorexic Asian lady always doing kegels in the washroom and she notified me each time she had a bladder and/or yeast infection, which seemed to be really often. :bigcry:
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wow. I think you win!
     
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    Wow. I can't top that.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    What the fucks a kegel and washroom?
     
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    Interior muscle exercises, if u catch my drift
     
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    Sweet Jesus. I hope you are making good money there. :confused:
     
  8. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I am glad to not work there anymore. Let me think of some more.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    But what's a kegel?
     
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    I used to work with a guy who would take his sandwich with him when he went to take a dump at lunchtime.
     
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    I think it's named after the perv that invented them
     
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    Didn't I apologize for that?
     
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    YUCK. You win for sure. How do you know she is doing kegels? Does she tell you? Eww.
    No one is gross, but some of the clients are. There is a toothless guy who comes in every couple weeks to chat He doesn't shower often. He brought me a donut once. I accepted it, then tossed it after he left. GERMS!
     
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    :sdance:
     
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    I once had a Pakistani guy that worked for me that smelled so bad he actually attracted flies. The head of the department told me I had to ask him to shower and use soap and deodorant, which was an awkward conversation.

    I also once worked with an Asian guy who had a major flatulence problem. Not so much the sound, but the smell, which would clear a room. I think he was Korean and OD'd on kimchi every day.
     
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    I use to work with a guy, he was fine (mostly) but never, ever, ever let him order chicken wings.
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    It's when you squeeze your vagina muscles together to keep it tight for your sexual partner's penis. I'm doing them right now.
     
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    I could not, for the life of me, get her to blow me.

    So, after a couple weeks of tongue blasting her silly, I spun her around and got her into a 69. Locked and ready for - mutual - satisfaction, this time.

    She had a half wiped asshole. Toilet paper fragments on her asshole lips. A dark musty zombie odor that suggested the bowel event was very recent. I had to roll off evasively and get dressed and flee that room of corn and digested food.

    Didn't say much to her at work after that.

    Friends with bennies ain't always the best.
     
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    He was a funny guy. I would go in there after lunch to wash out my Tupperware bowl or something and he would be sitting there with the newspaper in one hand and the sandwich in the other just as relaxed as could be wanting to have a conversation with anyone who walked in.
     
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    I bet you are you little scamp