Desperate for attention: when will Beth pose for Playboy?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard has tweeted out the nude and semi nude shots...will it be before or after the NatGeo show tanks?
     
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    fuck that
    I wanna see the inside of her pussy in Hustler
     
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    Her shanks are too big
     
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    She'll do it sooner rather than later.

    And Howchie will proclaim from the rooftops that she's the hottest 40 y/o who ever graced the planet. I'm already nauseous in anticipation.
     
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    With Howard Stern as the guest celebrity airbrusher.
     
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    i hope she gets lots of new facial surgery to prepare for the pics. i can't wait to see the photoshops.
     
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    butt naked except for some living, adopted fur over her thick knees
     
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    I could definitely see this happening but with Howard as the photographer...awhile back Howard bragged that Playboy wanted her to pose nude but she had morals and ethics that she couldn't compromise for Playboy. Fast forward to today where she's posing almost totally nude for Howard's tweets...when they are both so desperate for publicity or need attention, that's when she'll suddenly change her mind about doing a spread for Playboy with the stipulation that Howard does the photography.
     
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    but the feet where photoshopped out....
     
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    When she divorces Wiggy that will be her next route to fame . . .
     
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    you think Playboy would want her? probably not...
     
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    To fuck Stern over. Yes . . .
     
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    She'll do it but only under the condition that they allow Howard to photograph her and photoshop her afterwards.

    Playboy ain't going for that shit!
     
  15. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    She will be in the "Untalented Old Gals" issue.
     
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    i dont think Playboy would take her. She's kinda puny for them.
     
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    this. and they'll be 'tasteful' nudes photographed by howard.
     
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    Beth will hold out for the big money, pregnant, magazine cover.

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    Could you imagine Howie looking over the photographer's shoulder "no...set it this way...wait, no...she HAS TO BE LOOKING DOWN, neck straining , knee bent aw fuck it! I'll photoshop later."
     
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    Posing fully naked, showing areolas, butt crack and twat, would tarnish Beth's trophy status. It would transform her from being an object of desire to being a cheap whore.

    Whether that line makes any sense at all is a matter for debate, but that line definitely exists.