Detroit motorist watching porn on phone crashes, dies

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  1. P-B

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    Is there a more embarrassing way to die?

    http://www.detroitnews.com/story/ne...it-motorist-porn-movie-crashes-dies/79370556/

    Detroit — A Detroit man watching a porn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.

    The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.

    The driver, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.

    A state police spokesman said it’s the strangest incident he ever encountered.

    “There’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police.

    The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police.

    The driver lost control of the 1996 Toyota and it rolled over. No other vehicles were involved in the wreck.

    He was pronounced dead at the scene. The police are continuing to investigate.
     
  2. Gomez

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    at least he died doing what he loved
     
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    Was probably just trying to get one last tug in before the Viagra wore off.
     
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    I wonder what kind of porn he was watching?
     
  5. P-B

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    Autoerotic asphyxiation?
     
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    Yeah! What was the video?
     
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    Ejaculation quickly followed by severe Ejection poor son of a bitch
     
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    58 year old guy driving a 20 year old Toyota?
    Not sure he was white by that description.
     
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    Really?

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    he ejaculated through the suynroof

    that's some psi right there
     
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    I wonder at his wake is someone going to put an X-rated DVD in his casket?
     
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    Or recreate it like the "Ricans do and embalm him mid-jack and prop him up in an old Toyota!!!
     
  17. Dream Theater

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    Who dat?
     
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    Bang bus.
     
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    Another herd member thinned by personal choice.

    Darn.
     
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