DFW gon get flooded today

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Some areas to get up to 6" today. The ground is already saturated, Lakes are all at flood levels. It could be the end of times today.
     
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    lulz Mexico
     
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    Mexico could use a good cleaning that rain would bring.
     
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    Dang Texas, get your shit together!
     
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    Jerry Falwell just blamed it on the gays.
     
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    funny city names in DFW.

    Brownwood
    White Settlement
    Palestine
    Brady :yes:
     
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    The senate passed an open carry gun law yesterday. House is expected to follow up today. That motorcycle rally would have been peaceful if everyone had been legally carrying a firearm.
     
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    It's pronounced palasteen.
     
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    Texans, take up arms and shoot the rain away!
     
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    Acceptable in that bastion of sin, Dallas.
     
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    oh fuck this shit :facepalm:
     
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    I know. Funny thing is, in a week or so, it'll be 110 for three months and we'll be bitching about the heat.
     
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    goddamned right :yes:
     
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    I think we're gonna get massive humidity for the first couple of weeks of heat. I can take the heat but the humidity is killer.
     
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    the mosquitos at my place are already horrendous.
    and there is a huge snake living under our deck that came out the other day and was climbing up the tree.
    huge snake. under my deck. :surprised:
     
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    If my wife sees a snake, the for sale sign will be up so fast your head will spin. I got a mosquito bite mowing the lawn on Wednesday too. We hardly ever get mosquitos.
     
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    what alerted me to him was that the blue jays were going crazy. i went out and they were dive-bombing him and screeching like i've never heard nefore.
    i think that he was tungry and looking to enjoy an egg or a jay baby up in the tree.
     
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    Well

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