DFW to SEA. First class and a hotel shuttle picking me up

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Oct 30, 2014.

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How shitfaced will I get

  1. Very, sound like a slurred racoon

    33.3%
  2. Wobbly but functional

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  3. Just one

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  4. Just soda

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Over under on alcohol drinks consumed on flight
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    @Capn Crud is in a private plane right now.


    :owned:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    @shitty
     
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    I voted.
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    What are you wearing?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  9. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    If the booze is free then I'm all good. Congrats to capt crud.
     
  10. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    Stay home. We already have too many Mexicans here.
     
  11. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Thigh highs and a corset.
     
  12. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    That's funny cause I look exactly like the Frito Bandito.
     
  13. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    Swell
     
  14. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Royal Dutch airlines serves unlimited free heineken to all. Just putting it out there.
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Ironically I had three jack and cokes on the New Orleans dfw leg. And a fig bar.
     
  16. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Ironically I had three jack and cokes on the New Orleans dfw leg. And a fig bar.

    That sounds like a party until you all end up having to piss at the same time.
     
  17. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    What we need is more asians obliviously blocking the aisles at costco
     
  18. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    That was not an issue. :no:
     
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    JFC dude, ever hear of Twitter?
     
  20. Maschine Zeit

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    Exactly. I need to move where's there just dopey white people.