DHL--Ram My Cock Down Your Throat ! ! !

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    Stupid fucks sent my order
    From Hong Kong to Los Angeles to San Francisco then...

    Dec 19, 2015

    04:52 am

    Processed at CINCINNATI HUB,OH-USADHL Express

    CINCINNATI HUB,OH - USA

    Dec 18, 2015

    11:18 am

    Shipment arrived at incorrect facility. Sent to correct destinationDHL Express

    SAN FRANCISCO,CA - USA

    Dec 18, 2015

    05:47 am

    Arrived at Sort Facility SAN FRANCISCO GATEWAY,CA-USADHL Express

    SAN FRANCISCO GATEWAY,CA - USA
     
  2. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    So, when will you get what yo ordered?
     
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    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure but if it's not her before Thursday I will file a claim, placed the order last Saturday Shipping was over $120 bucks with a 3-4 day delivery window.
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Good luck, damn.
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Lol. Frisco.
     
  7. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    My initials are DHL
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    I bet they're all like :scared:
     
  9. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    ^ Dick Head Loser

    :hilarious:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    The ABF guy who delivered my fireplace called me up and said, "Do you know where such and such road is? I've never been here and I don't know where I'm going!"
     
  11. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    I will paint the FedEx logo on my erected head/shaft/balls and post it on their Facebook page if I don't receive it before Christmas.
     
  12. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    I can be really vile and irate though it's not in my nature.
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Ship some meat through DHL to an address across the country that does not exist. Make sure there are air holes in the box.
     
  14. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

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    Do you live in Whittmann? :jj:
     
  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    Liars,it didn't leave Hong Kong until late on the 17th, I left a strongly worded letter with a link to this thread, they will be made aware of who they be fucking with and my alter persona Rod Stroker.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    No, he was out at Cave Creek and Lone Mountain and I'm near Tempe. He was an odd duck. He didn't even know what I had ordered. That means he had no idea what he had on his truck.