Diabeetus

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Gogol Boobdello, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Gogol Boobdello

    Gogol Boobdello Well-Known Member

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    In the hospital outside of Detroit after going into diabetic shock. Trying to get better. Sorry for missing gigs.
     
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    aw man its sad, why cant he look after himself even a little bit? switch to diet sodas at least
     
  3. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I know you guys love to say he's back on the smack, but I've been saying for months that it's the beetus. He doesn't take care of himself, get's too much sugar or not enough and by the 3rd hour of shows he's starting to slip in to diabetic shock. That's why he seems so out of it. Also explains the frequent piss breaks. I have the beetus so I know what this shit is like. It's no joke. I hope the fat fuck get's well.
     
  4. ltd86

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    wtf, he overdosed in detroit??
     
  5. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    248 898 6612 is artie's room phone if anyone wants to call and tell him how much everyone hates the neanderthal and the retard
     
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    guy will probably loos some extremities within a year.
     
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    lol
     
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    he looks like Babe Ruth
     
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    Whether it's fat or his legs, he'll be losing weight soon.
     
  10. Salmo

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    depressing. sorry to see this - no matter what the actual root cause. this dude is in deep shit it appears.

    he's been sounding bad for a few months and he's missed a hell of a lot of shows...

    we shall see.

    -S
     
  11. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    "He looks healthy to me. I would have never guessed he had a drug problem" -Howard Stern
     
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    Quite frankly I always assumed the diabetes thing was essentially just a bit, perchance I'm wrong
     
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    Have there been any good moments in the show over the past month? I've been too busy to listen.
     
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    The arm he is hiding must be the one he stabbed himself in
     
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    No
     
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    Your first post was less than 3 weeks ago?

    His diabetes doesn't explain his multiple extended absences, at all. His diabetes doesn't explain his rollercoaster gravel voice, at all. If he even has diabetes, it is so, so, so much the least of his problems.

    It will be too bad if he misses Hot in Cleveland. They treat their guest stars well and it might have been his last acting gig.
     
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    DirectTV will only put up with this shit for so long!!
     
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    Jay Thomas was good!!!
     
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    Huh, this actually made the papers; I didn't think anyone would care.

    TMZ treats it with appropriate.... ellipses....

    "Artie Lange has been admitted to a hospital in Michigan ... suffering from diabetic shock ... according to the comedian."
    http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/15/artie-lange-hospitalized-diabetic-shock-detroit/

    And he's Joisey bound --

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    4:25 PM PT -- Artie's expected to get out of the hospital tomorrow, according to his rep. We're told he's feeling much better, but he'll be heading home for some rest.

    As for this weekend's L.A. stand up gig -- we're told it's going to be rescheduled.
    "
    http://www.eonline.com/news/532355/comedian-artie-lange-hospitalized-after-going-into-diabetic-shock

    http://www.laughspin.com/2014/04/15/artie-lange-hospitalized-after-suffering-diabetic-shock-photos/

    Oh geez, the fat bastard twatted his own phone number in his photo; I thought ltd had gone full stalker. :)