Dial hand soap = LIE!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Wing, May 23, 2012.

  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    This is important.
    I washed my hands with Dial 3 times and my middle finger still smelled like my ass!!! :pissed:

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    ^ Whack-ass shit

    So then I washed with

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    et VOILA!!!
    <-- That's for you, Nany ;)

    SPARKLE HANDS!!!

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  2. idiotbox

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    sup hooker
     
  3. Wing

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    Sup Peter. :hug:
     
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    My middle finger still smells like your ass and it's been months now
     
  5. idiotbox

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    ..and what DOES your ass smell like, OP? :munch:
     
  7. Wing

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    It was the jalapeno corn dogs. :worried:
    *see above* :hug:
     
  8. Wing

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  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hai Wing-ding!!! :)
     
  10. idiotbox

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    There are times I slather my finger in mustard and :jerk:
     
  12. idiotbox

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  13. boxers

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    Dial Gold soap along with my pheromones makes for a very seductive aroma....proven fact
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  14. PLZ callmeTED

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    Hey, why was your finger in your ass?
     
  15. wife is a whore

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    She was prolly havin phone sex again. Wing, did you leave Nerd a voicemail? Chicks fingering their butts is hot. Only thing as hot as pics of a chick with her finger in her butt is a Sharpie in her butt.
     
  16. HeinousMark

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    Now this is one of the more interesting threads of the day, IMHO. I mean it's not as cool as 3 dozen spin-off threads, but then what IS?!
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    Next time, swirl your finger in some Scope mouthwash. That is what I use to get the taste of chick's asshole off my tongue. It works well, and I haven't had complaints while kissing afterwards. Listerine is too harsh.
     
  18. BearShit

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    I love to spit on a broads asshole then dry is with my fingers and sniff

    makes it extra mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Woman's asshole should never be stinky, nor void of scent. You need a whiff of ass back there, to let you know you are eating ass and not elbow. Makes the whole event naughty and dirty, yet tolerable.
     
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    Next time wash your ass first maybe. :grad: