News Diazepam (valium) is fucking magical

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    The last few days I've been dealing with an incredible amount of anxiety, most likely from fluoxetine withdrawals, even though I was only on it for 2 weeks.

    But, holy shit...diazepam works fucking wonders. I had a pressure in my head all day today from the anxiety, and I decided to take 1 5mg diazepam pill to see if it would do anything. Boom, within 20min, the pressure is gone, and I barely feel anxious at all. I'm not going to make a habit out of it, but I fucking love it when medication actually does what it's mean to.

    You guys have any other experience with products that have worked "magically" well?
    A few years ago I was suffering from mad constipation, I mean I was constipated for weeks at a time. One thing that worked incredibly well, and it's kinda gross, but something called Microlax worked wonders. You squirt it up your ass (lol), and within minutes, you're "emptied". That was my first encounter with something where I was like holy shit, this actually fucking works!
     
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    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    Hey, hi.

    What happened with that tinder broad?

    Also, why do you contact the mods and complain that you cant get laid?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Lemmie know when you fall into some pussy. :coffee:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    first of all, I've NEVER contacted the mods to complain that I can't get laid. Where the fuck did you get that from?
    Secondly, the other tinder girl flaked. Right now I'm not in talks with anyone, but I'm going to pick it up again soon, once I get my life back in order - hopefully next week.
     
  5. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    So you're planning on your mental illness clearing up in the next few days?
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Make sure to drink a large quantity of liquor with those Valiums; you know, to balance things out, right Marilyn?

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  7. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    What kind pill do you take to get rid of the Norwegian accent?
     
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    Sorry sorry, my bad, I dunno. Thats what I saw posted somewhere.

    Thats good.

    If you have another tinder encounter, can you post a pic of the girl next time?
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Xanax. Half a dosage does the trick for me. I only take it when I think i will be put in a high stress situation where I'm likely to be snarky. I inherited the old man's short fuse.
     
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    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    That's funny they don't call valium (Diazepam) in Norway.. :bigthink"
     
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    He found the magic :pillz:
     
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    the first few times i used propranolol for anxiety, i had the same feeling. and unlike benzos it had a 'light' feel to it. but it wore off quickly


    this book cured my anxiety/ocd problems. theres a few simple exercises in there that worked for me
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    You'll never hear from him again.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    And I thought all the posters were calling you nuts because of your politics. :coffee:
     
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    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    This deserves a song
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    This place is full wack jobs. I heard you ran into one at the store.
     
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    You also reference Flouxatine by it's American name of Prozac. :bigthink:

    How about you post a pic of your receptacle... (As in electrical) not your mouth...
     
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    That by dr sarno?
     
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    No joke, try some 5 mg edible marijuana candies
    They work just like Valium or diazepam without the side effects or withdrawals and they don't get you messed up or super high
    They are perfect
     
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    I will still continue to neg you but good for you getting help like that. :hat:
     
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