Dick waging contest between county cops and a trooper

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stew Nod, Aug 30, 2013.

  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    LOLz.....ahhhh. Stay classy guys

    [video=youtube;f5gu02_wCk0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5gu02_wCk0[/video]
     
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    Are they betting on length or girth?
     
  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Smallest penis is the loudest?
     
  4. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    At what minute mark do the dicks come out? I am a busy lady.
     
  5. Stew Nod

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    6:30
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Ok brb
     
  7. Babs

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    "this is my spot"!
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    New jersey :facepalm:
     
  9. Tigger Please

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    No, wait; they want you to judge the talent portion of the contest!
     
  10. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    which one was lemmy?
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The one that's on vacation. :cheer:
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    that is the gayest uniform ever nice hat and sash buddy
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think there were actually three categories--Length, Girth and Total Surface Area
     
  15. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    This New Jersey cop hats are the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Makes them Look like they are pizza makers
     
  16. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I'm 3 minutes in and have no fucking idea what I'm watching or why
     
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    Dicks:gayhand:
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    stop it, teeney
     
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    I feel safer with the criminals.
     
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    if I was the guy getting the ticket I would have been laughing my ass of