Did anyone else get fucked by FedEx/UPS?

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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    I've been tracking my sister-in-law's gift all day. When I bought it (on Monday and paid $22 for overnight), delivery was guarantied by 3PM today. When I got home from work at around 5PM, FedEx's website estimated the delivery time "before 8PM". At 8PM, the delivery time changed to "N/A", and there is nothing at my front door.
    When it absolutely, positively has to be there in two days, don't call FedEx. FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    The thread has a title, you know?
    Did anyone else get fucked by FedEx/UPS?
     
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    Ok
     
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    Now we know who one of those packages belonged to! :doh:


     
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    I almost did. Ordered crab cakes for overnight delivery on the 23rd and they didn't arrive. A note on the tracking history stated that it was misrouted and ended up at a UPS facility in Kentucky, at least a thousand miles from where I live. Fortunately they arrived today and were still cold.
     
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    They lie.
     
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    Two weeks ago I ordered a custom fit boat cover as a gift to myself for Christmas.
    Drop shipped from a factory in Mexico, the projected delivery date was Dec 24.

    It showed up at 2 pm this afternoon in perfect condition.

    :salute:
     
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    Thank god no. I ordered all my gifts way in advance. only thing that was time sensitive that I needed to come yesterday was the junior's individual cheesecakes i ordered for the dialysis staff that i needed to bring in today. thank god it arrived and no issues.
    [​IMG]
     
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    not even close to real. All UPS drivers look like Joey Boots.
     
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    would deliver all over her face
     
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    For some reason I have lots of problems with FedEx but none with UPS. I live in a rural area but you can easily find my house by typing the address into any GPS or mapping website. Anything that is sent FedEx is always late - they send me a postcard saying my address doesn't exist (which is pretty funny since the postcard always gets delivered without a problem) and I have to keep calling them to get my stuff delivered. It's so bad that I always specifically request that the package NOT be sent FedEx whenever I order anything.
     
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    Here's a tip, don't wait until 3 days before Christmas.
     
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    Joey Boots does all the same things that she does.:dontknow:
     
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    Not lately, but I would like to tip my hat to Amazon....they cancelled gift shipments at the last moment a few days ago, even though they generated a tracking number. :)
     
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    wear sexy underwear and flip his legs in the air at night?
     
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    He would try.
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Here's a better idea, don't be a website that promises delivery within a certain time frame and except my $22 for overnight delivery.
     
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