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did god made old people super annoying so you won't be sad when they die?

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    or was that a evolutionary occurrence? because cotton tops are the worst.
     
  2. babybear

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    come on Dink,i'm turning 60 this year.

    happy New Year.
     
  3. dinkus mayhem

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    i heard that 60 isn't really that old. i'm talking more like 65 and older. happy new year bb!
     
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    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    He must mean the 80 year olds who try to tell interesting stories and forget small details of them and then go off into a dream world for about two minutes with this odd smile on their faces.
     
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    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    I was talking to this 80 year old dude the other night at a party and he was trying to tell me the plot of this Hallmark Channel movie.
     
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    Old people who fart walk are the best
     
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    oh christ that's horrible when told by someone at any age.
     
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    i like it when they are talking and the words stop sound like words and pretty soon you realize all they're saying is 'marumph hmmmph spffffft guuuurgle."
     
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    He thought the stories were so original, like when a girl tries to fix up a nerd with another girl and she realizes that she's really falling in love with the nerd herself!!!!!!
     
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    in his day nerds didn't get married and never struck it rich. he was confused by the premise.
     
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    In their day, nerds were closet queers
     
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    60 holy fuck!
     
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    You may be onto something Dinkus.... Like the Eskimos; when someone gets too old and annoying, they just put 'em on a small iceberg and shove 'em off.....
     
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    I agree with Sam Kinison - when pee-pee hurt, go home. Put yourself on a canoe, row yourself out into the ocean, and GO HOME..... :hat:
     
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    [video=youtube;ARXfQzfl9EQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARXfQzfl9EQ[/video]
     
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    yes, it's biology.



    why do you think God made 15 yr old girls so hot?
     
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    LOL reps
     
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    Disdain for the elderly is something most people grow out of, if they are lucky.
     
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    I gotta agree. At what age do we start devolving and not getting the "modern new world". My dad built bridges and sky scrapers, literally, off of plans, but log into skype? Holy shit!

    I think the workd today is way less complicated than what the previous generation had to deal with and yet...they can't figure the shit out!
     
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    You find 15 year old girls hot?