Did Howard actually say that Beth tells him to shut up during sex?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    :omg:

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  2. AcquiringSignal

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    Yes. Stamos can't concentrate with him yammering.
     
  3. IHateHoward2

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    She tells both Howard and Ralph to shut up during sex
     
  4. Robert Higgins

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah she says, "shut up, I'm trying to think of the money!"
     
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  7. Halloween

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    No foreplay, no oral, and no speaking for the duration. "Happy wife, happy life."

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  8. Benjamen

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    Howard is very satisfied with his and Beth's sex life. They don't do anything weird or kinky; they just fuck, but it's great ... Howard is very satisfied with his and Beth's sex life. They don't do anything weird or kinky; they just fuck, but it's great ...

    (Howard is trying to convince himself that quick, unremarkable, passionless, latex-covered sex is the ultimate trip by repeating this mantra on the air lately.)
     
  9. wife is a whore

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    Howard's shrink really isn't worth his weight in shit, huh?
     
  10. Phillipmcd

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    The shrink reminds Howard that your wife telling you to shut up and not speak during sex is normal.
     
  11. balloon knot

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    they don't have sex, that is the real story :grad:
     
  12. Rufus

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That's a fitted sheet.
     
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    I agree. I would bet anything on it. That is a sexless marriage, I guarantee it. :coffee:
     
  15. HowieStearn

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    based on results, no.
    unless the desired result is transfer of wealth
     
  16. luvsimpsons

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    Of course Beth tells him to shut up during sex. How can she think about the pool boy and the gardener if Howard makes noise?
     
  17. BringBackJackie

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    Why should "during sex" be any different than "not during sex"?
     
  18. meanredhed

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    :haha:
     
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    Howard can't understand why she wouldn't want to hear his "love voice". :puke:
     
  20. Mulletude

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    Hey Howie. Mrs. Imus doesn't tell Imus to shut up when they have sex. Mrs. DeBella doesn't say that to Mr. DeBella either. How the worm has turned.