Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Dec 3, 2013.
Yes. Stamos can't concentrate with him yammering.
She tells both Howard and Ralph to shut up during sex
Yeah she says, "shut up, I'm trying to think of the money!"
No foreplay, no oral, and no speaking for the duration. "Happy wife, happy life."
Howard is very satisfied with his and Beth's sex life. They don't do anything weird or kinky; they just fuck, but it's great ... Howard is very satisfied with his and Beth's sex life. They don't do anything weird or kinky; they just fuck, but it's great ...
(Howard is trying to convince himself that quick, unremarkable, passionless, latex-covered sex is the ultimate trip by repeating this mantra on the air lately.)
Howard's shrink really isn't worth his weight in shit, huh?
The shrink reminds Howard that your wife telling you to shut up and not speak during sex is normal.
they don't have sex, that is the real story
That's a fitted sheet.
I agree. I would bet anything on it. That is a sexless marriage, I guarantee it.
based on results, no.
unless the desired result is transfer of wealth
Of course Beth tells him to shut up during sex. How can she think about the pool boy and the gardener if Howard makes noise?
Why should "during sex" be any different than "not during sex"?
Howard can't understand why she wouldn't want to hear his "love voice".
Hey Howie. Mrs. Imus doesn't tell Imus to shut up when they have sex. Mrs. DeBella doesn't say that to Mr. DeBella either. How the worm has turned.