Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Luciana, Oct 8, 2015.
If so. where did they go?
they stayed home and watched tv
They got married?.........when?....where?...........why????
Of course they did.
They both went where they always go.
For Beth, every day is a vacation.
For their first wedding I'm sure they went somewhere like the kitchen and acted all naughty by trying to heat up their own turkey meatballs and frozen pizza.
They went out east. Here they are leaving the next morning after a wild night of no sex.
I'm sure if they did the Wig probably saw an ant and cried like a little girl .
Her entire fucking Instagram, cat-filled, allowance-counting world is a honeymoon...for her.
He gets to have HIS definition of a trophy wife.
Win-win for them.
"Robin, we didn't need to go on a honeymoon because every day with Beth is a honeymoon."
It's like what Jerry said about Kramer "his whole life is a fantasy camp"
howard fucked her the night they met..wasn't even a first date, he took her home from that party they met at.
He's tried to rewrite history plenty of times but thats the way it happened.
She struck paydirt and sank her fangs deep..and all it cost her to live in luxury was the birthing of her own babies.