Did Howard ever mention wearing a condom with Alison?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I have been listening to Stern since he came to the west coast and don't remember him talking about wearing rubbers before Beth...

    Its almost like he doesn't want to to catch something



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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    No way...he often said "I'm a married man!! I don't wear condoms!!!"

    Guess marriage #2...he has some concerns...
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    you mean Beth on the beach riding a horse?

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  4. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    i remember this :)
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    DL, the fact that you knew that so quickly almost made my laptop fall onto my feet.
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard is a germaphobe..he knew Alison was clean and faithful...Beffie.....not so much..any man who keeps his condoms locked up in a safe..has serious issues about his current wife.
     
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    Different time, different mindset....marriage, etc.
    New wife, new times, AND HE DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE KIDS.
     
  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    but locked in the safe? :dontknow:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    In a 2009 YT video I was watching, he said Beth has worn female condoms too.


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    Plus, he's has said a ton of times that he always wears a condom. I mean Jesus, between the two condoms just get a blow up doll. Same feel...same intelligence.

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  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Why not get a vasectomy if he's that paranoid about an accidental pregnancy? We know he's not afraid of surgery.
     
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    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    Good shot of Howie, but you can tell he stole this look from Dee Snider.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This. Beef has some nasty, chronic disease. ( Allegedly )
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Clearly he doesn't trust her not to poke holes in them..
     
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    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    I am pretty sure he "said" he wore rubbers with Allison. It helped him last longer.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    damn :wtf:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    here is the real question.... why the fuck tell the world that he basically doesn't trust her???

    on one hand he has everyone caller her 'lovely'
    on the other he tells his fans that he has to wear a rubber and lock them up
     
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    he doesn't realize he is saying this..b/c subconsciously doesn't accept the fact he doesn't trust wife #2...
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'm pretty sure he "said" ( why the quotes ?) that in addition to not wanting to get her pregnant ( AS IF Beef even has the right equipment for that ! ) he also likes them because it helps him last longer with BEEF. I'm too lazy to find it, but he clearly said " I'm a married man. I don't wear condoms. " to a caller or maybe someone in the studio when he was married to ALLISON. His tone suggested " Are you serious?? What married man wears condoms with his WIFE?"
     
  19. Rob0729

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    Any relationship that Howard is in is all about Howard. If there is going to be a surgery, he would force Beth to get her tubes tied. He probably hasn't asked because he is so superficial that he doesn't want her to have an ugly scar.
     
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