Did Howard expect Beth to hit the wall so soon?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Bitch looks like she is aging in dog years. every one year is equal to at least 7

    in 5 years she will look fucking older then Barbra Bush

    before you say she doesn't look so bad.. keep in mind she was married for her looks

    and her body.... now her ass and stomach are close to being the same radius

    ooofaaa .. congrats Howard on having an aging Kmart model who has all the sexiness of your mothers moo-moo

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    Time to get a new hood ornament! This one is old and ragged.

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    Dat asymmetric face and wonky eyes… yikes.
     
  3. chapped

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    the way howard picks women apart .. how many times a day do you think he looks at her and just want to punch himself in the tiny balls?
     
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    She would look a lot better (and younger) without all that ghastly makeup...so unflattering, especially the red lipstick..yikes!!!
     
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    I hate her like the next Dawg's member but she does look good for her age, older guys will agree, look at all the 40+ women u know and compare her to them.......Horsecunt will hit the wall soon enough, I give her 3 more years.
     
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    for her age?? yea for her age is she was married to the manager at walmart.. she is in major league pussy money.. and hers doesn't cut it..

    if she was a baseball player she would be single A minor league baseball..
     
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    I don't understand why they painted "Teddy. Hilton" on Beth
     
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    She's applying the Pittsburgh Putty to that face.
     
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    Yeah, she's a ways away from hitting the wall.
     
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    This is what happens to everybody that turns 40. The eye sight, the hearing it all starts to go but super beff has to have a disease causing her maladies, they couldn't possibly be permanent.
     
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    I forgot about that. Has anything been mentioned about the results of her doctor's appointment? :c
     
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    I think Howard was betting that by the time she hit the wall, he'd be so old he wouldn't give a shit. He miscalculated. Should have married a twentysomething.

    Beth isn't aging that badly. She's just going to fuck up her face with too many unessessary plastic surgeries. One day Howard will find himself married to Joan Rivers.
     
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    How many more years until Beth is older than Alison was when Howie left her? Can't be too many... :dontknow:
     
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    If I was as wealthy and as shallow as Howard, I would pay twice five times the pre-nup agreement to be free of a partner who looked like this.

    I love how he sold her to his audience as a deep woman who he wanted to "settle down" with.

    How do you :quote:settle down:quote: with someone who refuses to stay in the same zip code as you?

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  16. kicksave7

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    But she's had a lot of work done to her face that an ordinary 40+ woman cannot afford. Not fair to compare her to ordinary women who can't afford cosmetic procedures and have a lot more stress and problems in their lives than Beth...like kids, maybe a job lay off or a house foreclosure or a medical issue that insurance won't cover. Beth has zero stress in her life...biggest issue she probably faces in a week is what dress to wear to a red carpet event or should she stay at chimneyland or the multi million dollar duplex in NYC.
     
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    Beth probably aspires to be like cunt Tamra Barney.
     
  18. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i remember howard saying that betf spoke 3 or 5 different languages. that lie hasn't come up since the early days. did she lie to him and he believed it or was he lying to make her seem better than she is and inflate his own ego, saying he got something better than a horse faced booby prize?
     
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    i liked her young coked out modoe years best. back when she was hanging on fratto's arm and blowing arabs in back rooms for cash.

    allegedly.
     
  20. IlluminatiJones

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    Beefus wouldn't crack the top 10 of any MILF-porn site, let alone any "cute 40-something non-porn" site.

    Why anybody would pay millions of dollars to "keep" a woman like her is completely baffling to me.

    :uscratch:

    :bigthink

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    "horse faced booby prize" :up:

    I'm still waiting for all those European modeling pics. Y'know, the ones we would have seen a thousand times over if they actually existed.