Did Howard forget how to make wackpackers funny?

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  1. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

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    Remember the old days when Howard could talk to Beet, Bigfoot, Andrea, Hi Pitch, ETM or any of the wackpackers and it would be FUNNY? What happened to that? There is no wackpacker that is funny anymore, and I don't think it's all their fault, or that all the funny wackpackers are gone.

    There are a few classic wackpackers left but when Howard talks to them he can't muster up anything to get the funny out of them. Why not?

    Howard doesn't even know what to talk to them about anymore. He rushes them off the phone and it sounds very awkward.
     
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    He says he will release his wackpack on those that try to prank him......How great would it be if the wackpack turned on him!

    Poor Gary the Retard...his birthday is coming up
     
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    I know, Gary's going to be sixty and Howard won't even have him come in as a gift to a retarded guy that provided the show with countless hours of entertainment? It's just sad at this point what an asshole Howard is.
     
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    The packers were never funny you've just grown older and now
    realize this

    Howie is no longer a struggling on the make Sammy Glick
    deejay lookin for shtick ....he's a pop-culture icon and
    multi-millionaire and doesn't need a buncha drunks weirdos
    schizophrenic losers etc etc :jj:
     
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    He simply doesn't care...they don't generate revenue for him. It's all about the motherfucking marbles now.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    The wackpackers in my opinion have always been funny. Howard and Gary have conveniently forgotten not to have them on.....and Gary the Retard, I Love You.
     
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    True wack packers like Beet and Bigfoot have a certain sweetness and charm. Howard used to know how to play off of that. Now the so-called wack packers are all shrill and noisy like Mary Anne, Ed or Debbie. There is no underlying niceness
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Ed and Debbie do not belong in the same category even with scumbags like Joey Boots and High Pitch Eric. Fuck Them.
     
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    Considering that his 60th birthday is most likely the last milestone birthday Gary will be celebrating while Stern is on the air, I have no clue why they couldn't fly the fucker in and put him up for 3 nights as a thank you for all he has done for the show.

    Sorry, the we don't want to make fun of Gary excuse is bullshit. Just having him be the judge on a contest, take him down to Rick's cabaret for a special, or take him out bar hopping for a birthday special would have been good enough.

    I also have no clue why they don't get bigfoot on the phone more either. He's the best new addition to the wackpack in the last decade and he's on for at most once a year
     
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    Gary. A true wackpacker, and my definite favorite right after my hero, Beet. He's traded in truly funny people for the likes of Assrag Ed, and the pet bitch. Not to mention that Shuli somehow cannot seem to find a way to keep from cramming the fake stutterer down our throats.
    Get a clue Jew. Seany has never been funny, or even remotely amusing in any sense of the word. Just one more douchebag sponging up our tax dollars.
    While Gary gets up in the morning, and goes to work at The Burger Barn,
     
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    Always was son :cash: