did howard say his hearing and vision are going?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Beths big payday could be coming sooner than we thought!
     
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    That would explain why he can't hear how horrible the show sounds and can't see that he has become the asshole that he mocked for years.
     
  3. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    I can't wait to see the fight over his estate. Beth and the kids hate each other and I wouldn't be surprised if beth has had him change his will a few times to increase her take.
     
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    His mental heath is also going down... No self criticism.
     
  5. Robert Higgins

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    Wigward doesn't have long to come out of the closet now.


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  6. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    That would make all these boring years of Howard all worth the wait :cheer:
    It's something to look forward to :hhh:
     
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    It's just old age. Howard is now in his 60th year. Old and out of touch.
     
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    just like his mom and dad that he makes fun of haha
     
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    The ever growing list of things that are slipping away from Howette.
     
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    He might literally take it with him and have his coffin lined with stocks and bonds and gold bars.

    I just can't see him handing hundreds of millions of dollars to anybody; not Beefus, not the kids, not his sister, not his staff, not charities............................

    Really, who's gonna get the cash?!?

    And more importantly, how many strings are going to be attached to that cash?

    He'll probably demand one minute of graveside mourning for each dollar willed.

    He won't just die and freely give his money to the people who are supposed to be his loved ones, to enjoy and enrich their lives. There will be some catch, or catches.

    I think Emily's got the best chance of hitting the jackpot. If there's any kind of long, deathbed sickness Howard could very well "find God", and who better than to usher him into the afterlife than God's own retarded Jewish "poet"?

    A shaky, dying hand could transfer millions late in the game.
     
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    That's what 20 years of therapy has done for him: he's still an asshole, but now his self-esteem is so high he's OK with being an asshole. :dance2:
     
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    He will donate a large chunk of his money to BU to set up the "Howard Stern Memorial Library" which will feature all of Howard's old tapes.
     
  13. Dead Air Dave

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    Ton of money to the ADL or some other zionist org as well
     
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    and if they had any sense of humor BU would use the money to pay for the new handicapped urinals
     
  15. Dead Air Dave

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    I think its mercury poisoning, the symptoms are exactly what he describes.

    Actually pretty common in people who only eat fish.
     
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    And the Tapes Team will be in charge.