A caller who recently watched Private Parts asked Howard about his sex life in college. Was it as pathetic as the movie depicted? "I had "sexual experiences in college," Howard answered. I thought this was a strange choice of words, considering he writes in Private Parts the book about being invited to participate in an old-fashioned college four-way with a girl he was dating and two of her gay male roommates: “One morning when she got up, she was nude and grabbed my hand and said, ‘Come with me.’ I stumbled out of bed and I got my underwear on because I was totally self-conscious about anyone else in the house seeing my little mushroom. She led me down the hall and then she opened a door and we were in the bedroom of two gay guys who were in the acting troupe with her. Leslie hopped into bed with them and she started to get physical and then she turned to me and said, ‘Climb into bed with us!’” In college, Howard roomed with lifelong friend Dr. Lew, whom Howard described today as "very handsome" back then. He was so successful with the ladies that Howard used to lie in the dark listening to Lew bang co-eds on the bed next to him in the tiny room they shared. But I've been wondering for some time now: Did Howard masturbate Lew? In Private Parts, he writes about masturbating a male friend of his at the age of 13: “Then, at this tender age , I had my first homosexual experience. … One day at my house one of my stupid friends suggested that we masturbate … each other. I wasn’t interested in him seeing my little dick, so I reluctantly agreed to help him out. He pulled his pants down around his ankles. I started to rub his dick up and down when he told me I was doing it all wrong.” And in Miss America, he includes a photo of himself with Lew -- at age 13: This all took place when Howard was living in Roosevelt, marveling at the "rhinoceros penises" of his black classmates -- -- and before he was at Camp Wel-Met, banging everything in sight: So is there anything to this theory? Did Howard attempt to get the poison out of a young Dr. Lew? Or did Howard use his hand on a completely different 13-year-old back in the day?