Did Howard take up photography because no other photographer wanted to work with Beth

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  1. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    I imagine her staying up all night crying
    about not getting her time in the spotlight
    anymore.

    The only way Nosy could figure out where to
    use his ever diminishing C list celebrity status
    to push her onto magazine covers by taking
    pictures of her himself, and promoting her
    based on his name as the photographer.
     
  2. Phillipmcd

    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    And maybe have an excuse to keep her spending time with old man Stern before she escapes to see Nacho
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    It's a way he can see her in almost nothing. that is why.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Of COURSE!! Then they can do pretend ads for NSAL like "I wear living fur" and she can add that to her IMDB page.:facepalm:
     
  5. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    The only way he could get close to her is with a camera and she figures "photos by Howard" will sell a little easier so she puts up with him following her around like a spineless groupie.
     
  6. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    They didn't want to risk having her cock coming "untucked" in front of a regular photographer. Those pics would be worth a fortune.
     
  7. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Beth is only getting on covers of free magazines that are not national and are either placed in hotel rooms in Pittsburgh ("Whirl") or summer magazines on the east coast like "Social Life."

    In addition, Howard & Beth want full control over all the photoshopping. Devorah Rose, Editor-in-Chief of "Social Life," was even pushed out of shape that Bethie sent the photos to her for publication. This is how it played out in 2011:

    "When asked what inspired May’s cover photo of Ms. Stern in hippie garb, Ms. Rose pointed at the issue and said, 'It’s in there.'

    In truth, Ms. Rose, who interviewed Ms. Stern, had nothing to do with the shoot.

    'I submitted photos to her,' Ms. Stern said in a telephone interview. 'I sent her 25 different looks.'

    When this was pointed out to Ms. Rose, she looked annoyed.

    '
    Beth is the only cover I don’t produce,' she said, noting that she has profiled Ms. Stern twice."

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/09/f...rity-of-her-own-making.html?pagewanted=2&_r=0


     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    ^ European model...translation- Will pay to be on the cover of your magazine.
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    It has saved Howard $1000's of dollars. One time price of camera, equipment, and photoshop VS hiring a real photog, stylist, ect.
     
  10. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Especially since the photos are going nowhere and mean nothing.
     
  11. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    In addition to getting Beth more exposure, Howard has used the photography as part of his failed attempt to transform from shock jock to mainstream seal thanker.

    Added bonus is the ability to use his fertography to pose as a charitable guy by doing amateurish photo shoots to be auctioned off instead of giving $$.
     
  12. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    :winner:

    Another added bonus is Beth gets to feel like she's a "real modoe" all the while Howard is pointing and shooting his camera then slopping it together with photoshopping. Beth doesn't know what in the hell is going on because she's never had an actual photo shoot for a high-end fashion magazine/ad.
     
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    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    It seems Social Life is a pretty low rent gig.
    Id be willing to bet BigsNose threw some marbles at
    "Ms Rose" to get his showboat featured on the cover.
    (twice).

    Or maybe he used his rolodex to promise Rose a
    real celebrity interview at a later date.
     
  14. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    The only magazine covers I see her on are shitty pamphlet magazines or ones you find under your windshield wiper.:hehe:
     
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    Greekfreak New Member Banned User

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    "Newsflash"

    Beffoe is to modelling as Wiggy is to photography. They're well-matched. Two retards trying to do something neither is capable of doing properly.
     
  16. Beth143nacho

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    Op gets mega reps from me. Good call
     
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    howard started with fertography because beff was annoyed that he was spending time doing something he enjoyed that didn't include her. she probably stomped her hooves and neighed until howard said he'd take her pitcher (like you would a 5yr ode). she has to get her way and she calls the shots. IMO, howard enjoyed chess because he could get some quiet and use his mind which isn't possible when conversing with beth.
    it's also a way for them to make believe she's really a modoe but all it does is make them look desperate for attention. pathetic.