Did Howie actually have a barrel of a gun in his mouth?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He has stated in the past that he put a gun in his mouth. Do you believe this? :rolleye:
     
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    Nope. I never believed that shit for a second.
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    I think he was wearing his ear necklace at the time.
     
  4. Sickboy

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    If by gun you mean a thick black cock, then yes, many times.
     
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    Then the gun fired a hot load.
     
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    :rolleyes:

     
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    Yep, that was just after the governor had to call in the national guard to stop him from banging every woman in sight, it was causing widespread panic and unrest.
     
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    Yep, and Allison is his best friend.
     
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    is Robin Quivers white?
    she said her grandfather was the result of jungle fever.....and ditched on some doorstep on the colored negro urban black side of town...:coffee:


    I was doodling......Black is now what she is??
    Can't the colored Negros make up their mind?

    I'm sure she lectured us about how amazing 'African American' was in the old days.
     
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    Sure..and Howard also fought in Vietnam..and he's only half Jewish.
     
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    Normally I would call bs on this (he breifly mentioned it to ARtie when they were discussing a past suicide attempt).

    However Howard is clearly disturbed and depressed so I could really see him doing this (probably occurred sometime in the late 90s when he was bounced from his house and living by himself in an empty Manhattan condo). Your mind has to be filled with unhealthy and unhappy thoughts when you visit a therapist as much as he does

    You can picture him (ala Hulk Hogan a few years ago) sitting their with all the money, fame, and career accomplishments he could dream of, yet still feeling alone in the world. It's times like these that having the ability to buy anything actually makes you feel shittier, because the one thing you can't buy is happiness and the fact that you are rich yet still miserable only drives this feeling of helplessness home.
     
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    Let us not forget that Howie is the most honest person on the planet. Just ask his ex wife and daughters.
     
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    That's the first thing I thought of......:lol:
     
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    never ever ever ever EVER believed that shit for a second. He was jealous of Artie's popularity.

    what a pathetic excuse for a man the pelican is.
     
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    The cock joke is probably overdone, but, yeah, if by "barrel" you mean "cock" and "gun" you mean "Ralph about to climax" you'd be on the money.
     
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    If by Howie you mean Robin, and by barrel of a gun you mean lots of cake, and by his you mean her, then yes, yes I do believe Robin.
     
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    way back int he 1970s, back in 'NAM Howie would often have the barrel of a gun in his mouth. uncle sam wouldn't issue us pipes, and corn didn't grow in 'Nam so we would use those Cong rifles we took from the gooks before making a new set of gook-nose belts. the barrels were the short and proportional to the 'namese. kinda small for us but just the right size to use as a pipe.