did i ever tell you about the gooch?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    she was this hoar in college who had a gooch eye (an eye that worked independently of the other eye). other then this gooch eye, she was ok looking by the end of a house party. kinky reddish hair an dsl's. i hooked up with the gooch many times, but the last time i did i wasn't that drunk. i was railing her from behind all doggy style, which was a new position for us. i noticed the gooch had a green a-hole. not like green because a poop. it just had a greenish hue. i never fucked the gooch again. :c
     
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    Booberry turns your poop green.

    Maybe she ate it every morning for breakfast.:dontknow:
     
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    would that stain her b-hole bro? the pucker was greenish. she was a nice chick though. i also banged her asian roommate. we called her the oriental express.
     
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    I don't know. Maybe her b-hole was veiny???
     
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    maybe her b-hole was envious that my peanus was in her v-hole instead a her b-hole.
     
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    Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

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    one time it was like 4:30 am after a party an i was in my room sleeping. i had my door locked because i didn't want anyone to fuck around with me when i was sleeping. i woke up to the gooch blowing me. she broke in through my window an crawled into bed to blow me. :c
     
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    da gooch used to beat up gary coleman
     
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    waking up to a bj is the best
     
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    it's great. i didn't even have to worry about whether my dick stank before she started.

    hermano, what does "un abrazo" mean? i got a e-mail from a latina honey i know and at the end it said "un abrazo" but i don't comprende.
     
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    Anymore Nikkerz FB posts? Cause this thread sucks.
     
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    the gooch bro. that hoar was legendary.
     
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    a hug
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

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    oh shit, bro. i'm in.
     
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    tear it up, hermano
     
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    how do you say "i want a rip up your puss" en espanol?
     
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    Wut u talkn bout Dinkus! ?
     
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    didn't the gooch get ass raped by a man on diff'rent strokes?
     
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    Any relation to hammerhead?