Discussion in 'The Bar' started by UncaDollas, Sep 28, 2014.
Jesus was bleak
He looks like one of those tar spitting dinosaurs in Jurassic Park...
He must have. Every time I fart my girl says "Jesus Christ". I bet they stunk too!
I don't know, bit I just did
Jesus was a fart in the wind.
They say he was human, so he must have....and shit and pissed too. I guess he just didn't cum.
He was 13 for a year
I wonder if he ever ate his boogers?
He probably didn't care for the taste of his ear wax though, it was too bitter.
OMG. Me, too!
Yes. Passing gas is a normal, biological function for mammals
And you rubbed one out at every opportunity, just like Jesus
Since I was 9.
Living the life of Jesus
He surely evacuated his bowels when he died. The loincloth must have been a mess