Did Jesus fart?

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Jesus was bleak o_O
     
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    He looks like one of those tar spitting dinosaurs in Jurassic Park...
     
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    He must have. Every time I fart my girl says "Jesus Christ". I bet they stunk too!
     
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    I don't know, bit I just did :c
     
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    Jesus was a fart in the wind.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They say he was human, so he must have....and shit and pissed too. I guess he just didn't cum.
     
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    He was 13 for a year
     
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    I wonder if he ever ate his boogers?
     
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    He probably didn't care for the taste of his ear wax though, it was too bitter.
     
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    OMG. Me, too!
     
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    Yes. Passing gas is a normal, biological function for mammals
     
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    And you rubbed one out at every opportunity, just like Jesus
     
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    Since I was 9.
     
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    Living the life of Jesus

    Bless you
     
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    You're forgiven.
     
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    He surely evacuated his bowels when he died. The loincloth must have been a mess :gross:
     
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