Did Jesus have a wife? WTF?!

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  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Did Jesus have a wife?

    By Jeannine Hunter

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    Full article, here.
     
  2. Super Mario

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    false all prophets and messiahs are not married. Thats just old school slander.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Will there be a Christian fatwa?

    When will Pope Benedict address this? :pissed:
     
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    Think they plucked that off the turn of the AD message board. Never believe anything you read there.
     
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    i'm sure she was a cunt
     
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    Build this, build that. No more wine til you're done with your chores. That kind of shit. "But I need water, dear." Fine, you can have that. Hence the legend...
     
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    pretty sure i said that more concisely
     
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    hehe :pI find this article extremely offensive . Jesus was married to god
     
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    wtf?
     
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    Don't worry about it. He's on a roll.
     
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    and your on a bender i being serious. Prophets and messiahs do not get married
     
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    I bet Jesus was the son of god, performed miracles, and died for our sins. That's probably all true. :jj:
     
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    my landscaper is named jesus
     
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    were all sons of god that's what jesus said. the Father and I are one. were all individual pieces of god .
     
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    i can't read anything on that fucking papyrus but i'm pretty sure it has something to do with picking up some milk and bread on his way home from sheperding.
     
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    Next we'll find out that his wife's name was Peter. :jj:
     
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    Hey, ya gotta have...

    [video=youtube;lu3VTngm1F0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0[/video]
     
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    Its a translation thing, the Hebrew and Greek texts share the word wife and the transation of 'close female friend'. For example, Mary Magdalene's description in some of the Gospels is translated as Wife, but she was an ex hooker, Disciple and close friend of Jesus.

    Thats where all this married Jesus bullshit came from.
     
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    Don't forget: Priests stay celibate (aside from the young boys thing) because Jesus supposedly was. Will be interesting to watch how all of that changes now.
     
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    :)